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WILLY WORRYING Plastic ain’t fantastic…for your penis!

Posted on 7/27/18 at 8:58 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66848 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 8:58 am
Gotta love the British press. Best headlines ever.

quote:

Phthalates, BPA and parabens are to blame for a rise in the number of baby boys being born with genital defects, experts have warned.

Dr Andrew Pask and Dr Mark Green, from the University of Melbourne, said in Australia penis birth defects have doubled in recent years, due to plastic use.

The pair identified several chemicals known to cause damage to humans, that we either consume through food or water contamination.

Dr Pask and Dr Green aren’t the first to do so.

In 2014 a study led by Sweden’s Karlstad University showed the effects of phthalates, a common component of many products, on young males.

The researchers showed a significant shortening of the distance between the anus and the penis.
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Actual photos from article.

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So, there you go. Only communism can save your penis.

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Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 9:01 am to

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Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39759 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 9:12 am to
BBC

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45534 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 9:15 am to
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The researchers showed a significant shortening of the distance between the anus and the penis.


Wake up America! We are losing our taints and all you care about are the Kardashians.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66848 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 10:00 am to
Yeah, I'm surprised more people didn't zero in on that one.
Posted by ntrcptr
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
672 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 10:52 am to
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Phthalates


Have actually been a big pain in my arse recently. :duhdumtis:

CA prop 65 can suck it. My taint was normal. Don't care about the future generations, they'll just abuse theirs anyway
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:16 pm to
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significant shortening of the distance between the anus and the penis.


So is the anus moving up or the penis moving down?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/28/18 at 2:19 pm to
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Dr Mark Green


That's quite a drop to go from a life-saving ER doc to studying penis defects.
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