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Will cellphones be the cause of superpowers?
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:02 pm
The long held belief is that superpowers will come from radiation.
Cellphones, while the level is low, do emit radiation.
There is a generation of people who are never apart from their cell phones from the time they get them.
In class? On the lap
Driving? On/under the lap
At home? On the lap
Any other time? In the pocket.
This constant low stream of radiation being emitted into the balls and ovaries of the men and women of this generation from childhood through their adult lives will surely breed some kind of mutants.
Cellphones, while the level is low, do emit radiation.
There is a generation of people who are never apart from their cell phones from the time they get them.
In class? On the lap
Driving? On/under the lap
At home? On the lap
Any other time? In the pocket.
This constant low stream of radiation being emitted into the balls and ovaries of the men and women of this generation from childhood through their adult lives will surely breed some kind of mutants.
This post was edited on 2/9/14 at 3:03 pm
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Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:04 pm to Breesus
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:04 pm to Breesus
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:06 pm to Breesus
I've been standing in front of the microwave since I was a kid- nothing.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:07 pm to tigerbaittrick
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:10 pm to lsuwontonwrap
quote:
ve been standing in front of the microwave since I was a kid- nothing.
It's not about you man. It's about the future of America swimming in your jewels.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:12 pm to Breesus
It appears to be making generation y a bunch of retards that can't focus on anything BUT the damned phones. I'd love to see how many of us have died as a result of being distracted by the damn things.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:14 pm to Breesus
Bananas emit radiation too. As do humans. Clay pots. I could list others.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:14 pm to Breesus
They already do.
I have instant access to the cumulative sum of the wealth of human knowledge.
I can communicate over vast distances, or to a group, in silence.
I can witness things going on across the globe, and see things happening there as well.
I can solve complex problems in instants.
Am I not a superbeing?
I have instant access to the cumulative sum of the wealth of human knowledge.
I can communicate over vast distances, or to a group, in silence.
I can witness things going on across the globe, and see things happening there as well.
I can solve complex problems in instants.
Am I not a superbeing?
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:22 pm to Breesus
if you consider cancer a superpower than yes
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:33 pm to Macintosh504
quote:
if you consider cancer a superpower than yes
excatly what I was thinking...
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:35 pm to Breesus
quote:
This constant low stream of radiation being emitted into the balls and ovaries of the men and women of this generation from childhood through their adult lives will surely breed some kind of mutants.
Pretty sure it will just make everyone sterile
Posted on 2/9/14 at 3:36 pm to Breesus
Lately I've noticed that I've become very adept at accurately throwing silverware, in particular forks.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 4:21 pm to Breesus
quote:
been standing in front of the microwave since I was a kid- nothing.
You do know that no waves escape the machine right?
The door has a shield on it.
Posted on 2/9/14 at 9:12 pm to Peazey
I can become invisible but only if no one is watching
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