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Why do people refuse to shite in the handicap stall?

Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:42 am
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1568 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:42 am
Dear Facebook,

Scenario: 3 stalls. Corner, middle and outside. The outside stall is the handicap stall.

I'm posted up for the first of my two-a-day 30 minute dump and TD session in my usual corner spot. I'd say 50% of the time when a fellow dumper comes in, they go straight for the middle stall, even if the outside is available. We don't have any handicap people in this office and it pisses me the frick off when someone unnecessarily plops down a foot away from me and starts dropping crumbs. A sincere frick you to anyone who does this.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33506 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:43 am to
Hell, I do... I like when the stall contains the private sink....
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:43 am to
I don't want my arse cheeks to catch the cripple disease
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51682 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:43 am to
Maybe you should go into the handicap stall first.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26699 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:43 am to
What don't you take the handicap stall?
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1568 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:44 am to
I like being nestled up against the corner. Very cozy.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56692 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:45 am to
Asserting dominance.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:45 am to
I prefer the family and gender neutral restrooms.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:50 am to
I use the handicap stall as much as possible. I'm 6'4" and the higher toilet is much more comfortable than the regular ones in most public bathrooms.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 11:51 am to
We have water closets at my work. Dont need to hear nor smell the fatso who had Jack in the Box for breakfast.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
14358 posts
Posted on 8/16/19 at 12:04 pm to
Sorry baw, OweO came in and splattered all over the handicap one so I avoided it.
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