re: Who is the most inappropriate person you've slept with?

So you had a 3some with a mom and her kid?

Was it a boy or girl? Trying to determine whether it was a FFM or MMF (before I fap to the story).

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One time I was living in an apartment in NYC and I used this maid service. The maid they set me up with was pretty hot and we fooled around a lot and she started staying over. Eventually she stopped cleaning very much and I couldn't tell what I was paying for.

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Jerry?

The one thing on here people seemed to dislike hearing about was she would stick her tongue up my ear canal. I mean; it felt absolutely divine, eyes rolling back in my head amazing but all I could think about is this chick is licking my copious earwax.

Yeah....not quite the "dirty" I thought you meant.

That's actually dirty though...like dirt under the fingernails dirty, not glass dildo in her pussy while you frick her in the arse while she wears a ball gag dirty.

I met this chick one night when I just came back from Mogadishu. Ended up she was a cheerleader from moo state. I had joined a band that was playing up at the dock in Jackson when it was a hotspot. She jerked me off in the parking lot and played the nice girl routine for about a month till I was about to get tired of her because she said she wasn't ready for the sex stuff.

Fast forward a week later and she invited me to her house for a party and her parents were out of town. I got there and it was a sorrostitute party and I was the only dude there. I went puss to arse to mouth to arse to arse to mouth on her and her 4 friends for a while and they took me to eat at the McComb Waffle House in the morning.

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even people on here thought it was fricking dirty

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she would stick her tongue up my ear canal

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What a fricking let down. Baw status revoked.

There's one I forgot to mention earlier.

I pulled up beside this chick at a traffic light one night and she looked over and was smiling and shite. Then she pulled in beside me as a service station and ask me to follow her to her house, her young son popped his head up to look and see what was going on about this time. He was like 5-6yo I guess.

We go inside and while she outs her son to bed I go to the bedroom and get in bed. She comes in and we start making out and undressing. I had the feeling that she might just be using me to get off with no intention of making sure I get off as well. Just a hunch I had for some reason.

I was correct. When I try to mess with her pussy to get her good and wet before penetrating and she asks me to go down on her. She already didn't want to blow me and just kept trying to get me to go down on her. She just wanted me to eat her out and had no interest in me getting off. She even said I could jack off while going down on her. frick that. So, yeah, this isn't going well and she gets out of bed to go to the bathroom which I take as my cue to leave without any awkward goodbye.

Before I do that, while she's in the bathroom, I get up and get dressed and there's a plant beside the bed which I proceed to piss all in and then leave before she ever even comes out of the bathroom. Which as you all well know, pissing withh even a semi erect dick isn't an easy task. There was some splatter.

The bitch just wanted her pussy eaten and I wasn't going to do that. I will stick a rubbered up cock a lot of places I won't stick my tongue and the twat of some bitch that basically flags me down on the road, on a weekday night, is one of those places.

I saw her again one night a few months later at a bar/club combo. I never spoke or anything even though she kept looking over my way after we had made accidental eye contact. My friends and I left not long after I noticed her and I made sure that I sped up as i walked past so that she wasn't able to speak to me and I didn't tell my friends I was with about the night I first met her.

Although she wasn't unattractive, she was what appeared to be half white, half black or very light skinned AA.

The night we met I ask "do you have a little white in you?", When she said "yes" I ask her, "do you want a little more?".

Way too fricking long; Didn't read

Met this chick in the parkway and she asks me to follow her to her house. She asks me to go down on her with no intention of me getting a nut.

She goes to the bathroom, I piss in a potted plant in her bedroom and leave before she comes out of the bathroom.

I see her again at a bar and don't speak and leave.

She was half white, half black.

I thought your story was great.

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I went puss to arse to mouth to arse to arse to mouth on her and her 4 friends for a while

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have an upvote on me

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