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re: Who here thinks they could beat up at least 1 pro athlete

Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:23 am to
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:23 am to
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glassman


I was career Army MP with extensive training in hand to hand fighting, still in above average shape. Yes, I can fight.

Posted by SilverStallion
Member since Aug 2017
1999 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:24 am to
I’d like to go one on one with Richard Sherman. Dudes a beta back bitch
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72000 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:25 am to
my sig is actually some redneck bama fan trying to fight me irl because I continued to argue with him that he could not beat up Steph Curry

he even dropped his height and weight in the convo iirc. pretty hilarious shite

Othello, show us your knuckles
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:28 am to
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The only pro athletes that would give me problems would be anyone that plays defense or rb in the NFL


I'm sure you could take on the entire New Zealand rugby team as well. this place is freaking great.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:29 am to
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The only pro athletes that would give me problems would be anyone that plays defense or rb in the NFL
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:30 am to
Well, possibly. Didn't know Jack Reacher posted here.

Seriously, thanks for your service.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72000 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:31 am to
Steph Curry isn't small though, at 6'3 190 lbs

I'd assume he has some quick arse hands too

he would kick your arse...and othello's
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
36958 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:32 am to
I think I could take Cairo Santos, the Chiefs kicker.

He is 5'8, 161 pounds.

If not him, then I have no shot.


Well I might could do some damage to Tiger IF I get to use an 8-iron as a weapon, since this has been done before, by a female no less.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:32 am to
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Well, possibly. Didn't know Jack Reacher posted here.


LOL I"m no Jack Reacher. I'm just a normal sized dude 6' 210 lbs.

LOVE Those books though, GRRR at Tom Cruise being cast as Reacher in the movies, I mean come on.

PS I'm not one who wants thanks for my service, but the sentiment is appreciated.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 10:33 am
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72000 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:33 am to
I know multiple MPs and 2 green berets

none of them could genuinely beat up a professional fighter unless they were in a higher weight class
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:34 am to
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I'm sure you could take on the entire New Zealand rugby team as well. this place is freaking great.
Forgot about those guys. I was just thinking about pro athletes in the U.S. that aren't MMA fighters or boxers of course I probably would get handled by most rugby players
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:36 am to
I forgot about O-linemen too. Basically I feel confident in a fight against QBs and most WRs in the NFL.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72000 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:36 am to
idk you at all but fairly certain most NFL OLmen would kick your arse

and WRs the size of Dez Bryant, Odell, Julio, etc...come on bro
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:37 am to
I know you feel confident because you just lost an enormous amount of weight, but you would get your shite pushed in.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72000 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:37 am to
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and most WRs in the NFL.




the average WR is 5'11 190 lbs and athletic as frick
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 10:39 am
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117822 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:38 am to
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, GRRR at Tom Cruise being cast as Reacher in the movies, I mean come on.


No shite. Some of the worst casting ever. I refuse to watch and I loved the books.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:39 am to
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I could beat three shite out of. Like mason crosby
quote:

Cime on guys show some class.




Great thread.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58842 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:39 am to
Nah but nice try
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I know multiple MPs and 2 green berets

none of them could genuinely beat up a professional fighter unless they were in a higher weight class




The MPs I believe, not everyone who's an MP is the MP that can fight or what have you, just like not every civilian cop is. WIth the major difference, of course, being that the average MP is in FAR better shape than the average civilian LEO.

Green Berets on the other hand. Whatever, all those guys can fight. I doubt most pro athletes can fight, they are just in excellent shape (even the fat offensive lineman are actually well conditioned athletes) but that doesn't equate to being able to kick anyone's arse.

Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5848 posts
Posted on 9/29/17 at 10:41 am to
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probably would get handled by most rugby players


I was unable to sleep at a hotel in France once, because of all the loud partying assholes, still going at nearly dawn. I decided I was going to take my bad American arse down there and put an end to it.

Look up Stade Toulousain. It's a pro rugby team. What I believe was either the equipment manager or water boy man handled me single handedly. I got a hat out of the deal though.
This post was edited on 9/29/17 at 10:45 am
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