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re: Who here has been arrested and jailed?
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:20 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:20 pm to LSUTANGERINE
arrested like 6 years ago for fleeing on my lunch break
charges got dropped but they still took me into county. Sat in the jailers office eating some homemade chocolate chip cookies
I did spend a few minutes down the yard though with general pop. Saw an old buddy of mine from HS in there on drug charges. His friend asked me if I could write and I told him yeah so they asked if I could write down a number and a message for his grandma to come see him.
So I got cookies and prison credit if I ever need it.
charges got dropped but they still took me into county. Sat in the jailers office eating some homemade chocolate chip cookies
I did spend a few minutes down the yard though with general pop. Saw an old buddy of mine from HS in there on drug charges. His friend asked me if I could write and I told him yeah so they asked if I could write down a number and a message for his grandma to come see him.
So I got cookies and prison credit if I ever need it.
Posted on 7/14/25 at 2:25 pm to LSUTANGERINE
spent a couple hours in a holding cell back in the 90s.
nothing really interesting happened.
just a few people bitching about being in a holding cell for a couple hours
nothing really interesting happened.
just a few people bitching about being in a holding cell for a couple hours
Posted on 7/14/25 at 6:51 pm to moontigr
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He said he was on a 30-day hold and it was Day 29 and he thought he was going to be released the next day. He went to sleep and at 4am they woke him up and the people from Louisiana were there to transport him. They picked up a few other guys in Texas and had to bring them to various places in Louisiana and Ascension was the final stop so he was in the transport van for a looooong time.
A buddy of mine from HS had something similar happen once. I came back home from Auburn during Christmas break one year and met up with some old friends who were all back in town too. One told us the story of him riding a jail transport van for nearly 2 weeks.
He got arrested for a warrant at a DUI roadblock while driving to the beach. He was somewhere in south Alabama when it happened. He was booked at the local county jail and sat there for a couple days until they came and got him and put him in one of those old Ford vans with like 3 or 4 bench seats (think like a church van). Anyways, they headed west dropping off and picking up different people at various jails all the way to Houston. They then headed north and basically made a big circle back to South Carolina then came back down to NE AL at the county jail where his original warrant was from. He said the AC stopped working after they left Houston and started heading back east...in August...12 days riding the van picking up and dropping off inmates all over the southeast US. TWELVE EFFING DAYS!
Turned out the warrant wasn't even for him. It was for his dad and they had the same first, middle, and last name.
This post was edited on 7/14/25 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 7/14/25 at 7:03 pm to IAmNERD
These threads are very underrated for complete bullshite stories
Need to add “jail story” to height, dick length, salary, bench max
Need to add “jail story” to height, dick length, salary, bench max
This post was edited on 7/14/25 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 7/14/25 at 7:25 pm to Napoleon
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The one thing no one tells you it's how bad it stinks. Most people in there are days without a bath.
The pod I was in with about 60 people had one shower that was smaller than a broom closet, someone had to flush the toilet that was right outside about every 30 seconds for the shower to get hot water.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:07 am to LSUTANGERINE
What it’s like: you go through intake, get fingerprinted and photographed, answer a few medical questions, then wait. The room smells like cleaner and old coffee. The benches are hard and time moves slow. You also have to keep your head down, be respectful, and don’t talk about your case since jail phones are recorded
If bail is set and you don’t have cash, a bonds agent can move things along. They’ll explain collateral vs no-collateral options and set a simple payment plan. You can find a clear step-by-step guide here: https://www.sd-bailbonds.com/
If bail is set and you don’t have cash, a bonds agent can move things along. They’ll explain collateral vs no-collateral options and set a simple payment plan. You can find a clear step-by-step guide here: https://www.sd-bailbonds.com/
This post was edited on 8/8/25 at 9:55 am
Posted on 8/5/25 at 7:12 am to LSUTANGERINE
I’ve been in the pen for 2 decades but getting out soon for exemplary behavior like teaching prisoners how to read good and do other stuff good too. That, and sowing and arts and crafts. Stitches get snitches by the way.
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