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Which OTer opened this place in Navarre?

Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:40 am
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9589 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:40 am


Fishing gear & restaurant that will clean and cook your fresh catch.
This post was edited on 4/19/24 at 7:41 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78010 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:42 am to
Ai gonna ai
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11221 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:43 am to
My kid has this book:

Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7397 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 7:44 am to
I thought I was going to see the 350 Lounge next to a Sonic.
This post was edited on 4/19/24 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13867 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:17 am to
quote:

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Navarre, FL - A local business in Navarre has taken over the failed Touron Trailer Trash RV park on Highway 87 South with residents doing a double-take with its name. "Hookers and Blow" recently opened its doors, promising a one-stop shop for all your fishing gear and...culinary desires?
"We saw a gap in the market," explained owner Roddy "Big Trigger" Johnson , a retired Coast Guardsman, whose weathered face and missing teeth could tell a thousand salty tales. "People come down here to fish off the Navarre Fishing Pier, but then they're left high and dry when it comes to preparing their catch. They offer top-of-the-line tackle and a unique method of 'cooking' your trophy."
Randy’s wife, Grinsel "Naked Snapper" Johnson, man’s the kitchen, ready to school locals and tourists alike on the fine art of old of backwoods Alaska style cleaning and cooking fish with a blowtorch.
Stepping inside Hookers and Blow does little to dispel the initial confusion. Fishing rods and lures share shelf space with rows of shiny blowtorches - apparently the establishment's secret weapon. On a mounted television, a looped video plays on repeat: a man in a stained tank top mans a blowtorch with the practiced ease of a seasoned burger chef, searing sea turtle to a blackened crisp.
"It's all about speed and efficiency," barked Naked Snapper. "Forget fussing with filleting and grilling! Our blowtorch technique locks in the flavor and keeps those pesky tourists from stealing your beach spot while you're slaving over a hot stove."
Local health officials are, unsurprisingly, taking a wait-and-see approach. "While the concept is...unorthodox," admitted Dr. Shelly “STD” Sanderson, "we haven't received any complaints yet. But," she added with a raised eyebrow, "we're keeping a close eye on things."
Customer reaction has been mixed. "It's certainly different," muttered one tourist, clutching a fishing rod and eyeing the blowtorches with suspicion. Another patron, a local tattooed “courier” sporting a "Born to Meth" t-shirt, grinned and slapped Big Trigger on the back. "This is the greatest idea since dime bags! Finally, a way to get dinner on the table without wasting half the day cleaning up afterwards!"
Only time will tell if Hookers and Blow can reel in enough customers to survive the inevitable double-entendres and raised eyebrows. But one thing's for sure: fishing trips to Navarre Beach just got a whole lot more interesting.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7396 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:22 am to
90% of the OT will believe
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1638 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 8:26 am to
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90% of the OT will believe


99%
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13867 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6519 posts
Posted on 4/19/24 at 10:35 am to
quote:

90% of the OT will believe

I was there last week.

Blow was overpriced at $350 a gram
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