re: Which cuck commercials do you hate?

I do everything I can to not watch any of them.

I hate the geico commercial with the ginger talking about burritos and asking if there is hot sauce bc he has a sensitive pallet. It's ok to not like hot foods, but damnit there are better ways to say it and not look like a cuck

There's a commercial where a woman is fatigued from losing weight by running, and then her friend hands her a low calorie Michelob.

I was thinking it'd be fun if they did a sequel where football players are gassed and then instead of those Gatorade squeeze bottles, they bring them Michelob squeeze bottles. And one of the players motions for a drink and then goes, "Was that Michelob?"

And then all the players start getting drunk on the field. Somebody scores a touchdown, "I love you, man! You... You're my guy, man." Ya know, the lovey-dovey, touchy-feely drunk behavior.

Ah well, it was just an idea.

Camp Lejeune contaminated water.<1988. Just saw 2 different lawyer commercials back to back.

The one where Evel Knievel jumps over the Biltmore Mansion, wrecks (of course), they carefully take his helmet off, and he's wearing a stupid COVID-19 mask. They pan out, and Fauci is standing there, with that stupid grin, nodding.

Pisses me off.

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I despise this Goldfish cracker commercial. The feminization of men in our society.

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Yeah that one is complete shite. The guy has negative testosterone levels.

Really man. You would swear they were being, dare I say it, ...triggered. LMAO

There’s a beautiful multipurpose word that has always encompassed all these terrible new words under one roof- and it’s a blast to say: f a g

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Call nowwww, di-no-mite, Call nowwww

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Mon-eeeey!

Best part of that commercial is toward the end of it. Pay attention to the voice on the black lady with white hair. Sounds like Bruce Jenner.

Buick commercial... "It's so you",, I would love to punch this POS in the face...