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When You Were a Teenager Did Your Mom Catch You Fapping?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:29 pm
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:29 pm
Me. No.
But my best friend lost his internet privileges after being caught rubbing one out. Circa 8th grade.
But my best friend lost his internet privileges after being caught rubbing one out. Circa 8th grade.
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Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:30 pm to Mr Personality
No, but I was caught with bad stuff on the computer on multiple occasions.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:31 pm to Mr Personality
YOUR Mom caught me. She said that she didn't want me to waste it, she wanted to taste it.
I complied.
I complied.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:32 pm to soccerfüt
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:33 pm to Mr Personality
I'm about 95% sure my dad did, I tried to play it off. At the time I thought I got away with it, but looking back it seems pretty unlikely. Might have to ask him one of these days.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:35 pm to soccerfüt
My mom is a good Mormon women.
She had sex ONCE. To make me.
She had sex ONCE. To make me.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:36 pm to Mr Personality
My mom didn't but yours did and then she helped finish me off.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:41 pm to rpg37
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 9:53 am
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:45 pm to Mr Personality
Your Mom is truly the Relief Society.
Don't kiss her on the mouth unless you like salt.
Don't kiss her on the mouth unless you like salt.
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:46 pm to Mr Personality
My mum would just throw away my socks and buy me new one
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:47 pm to Mr Personality
Mormon women are complete whores until married. I know. 
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:54 pm to Nativebullet
Did she rehydrate it for you like a good mother?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 9:57 pm to HubbaBubba
If you're not a Mormon, you're going to hell.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 10:04 pm to Mr Personality
Some Mormons are going to Hell so slow your roll there Elder Berry.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:05 pm to Mr Personality
I never got caught.
ETA: I mean, I never did that.
ETA: I mean, I never did that.
This post was edited on 9/5/15 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:40 pm to Mr Personality
Once.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:43 pm to FT
WAT?
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:45 pm to soccerfüt
Yep. It wasn't great.
Posted on 9/5/15 at 11:56 pm to Mr Personality
Nope. There was one time she walked in my room as I was repositioning my manhood and freaked out though. That was Fun trying to explain.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:04 am to Mr Personality
By the maid..
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