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When you farted and the fart wasn't alone
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:34 pm
Who all is guilty of this? Did it at my eye exam in 2007 while sitting in the exam chair.. I walked out and never returned.. had to find a new eye doctor.
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Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:35 pm to moffettduck
It happens never trust a fart.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:35 pm to moffettduck
I shat myself while getting a blowjob and was shite faced in college
Yea I've been there
Yea I've been there
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:36 pm to moffettduck
Exiting an elevator in DC and ripped a flapper as the doors were closing on a group of women. I was in college so I got a free pass.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:37 pm to moffettduck
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:39 pm to moffettduck
Had a guy come into the hospital the other night, said he had a rash and wanted to be seen, ok.
"Sir, where is the rash located?"
"You know, when you think you have to fart, and turns out it wasn't just a fart?" "Uh... No... I don't know what that is like at all." "Well that happened, and I couldn't find a bathroom for about 30 minutes, so it sat there."
What the frick...
"Sir, where is the rash located?"
"You know, when you think you have to fart, and turns out it wasn't just a fart?" "Uh... No... I don't know what that is like at all." "Well that happened, and I couldn't find a bathroom for about 30 minutes, so it sat there."
What the frick...
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:40 pm to djangochained
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I shat myself while getting a blowjob and was shite faced in college
How did the rest of that situation go?
Did you ever see the girl again?
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:41 pm to Lambdatiger1989
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It happens never trust a fart.
I can only speak for myself, but my anal sphincter is remarkably adept at distinguishing between gas and other. It has never failed me.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:44 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Age is a determining factor here as well as what you have consumed for lunch.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:48 pm to moffettduck
Two things a man should never trust.
A woman and a fart.
A woman and a fart.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:49 pm to moffettduck
One time in college after someone had given me something tainted to eat.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:51 pm to Mizzoufan26
A dude went to the hospital because he shat himself?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:51 pm to fr33manator
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Two things a man should never trust.
A woman and a fart.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 10:52 pm to Lambdatiger1989
The worst is when you are sick with coughing fits. The medicine already makes everything loose as hell... And coupled with a violent muscle spasm?
Yeah... If you don't clench your cheeks for all they are worth you can easily end up washing your shorts, or your sheets.
Yeah... If you don't clench your cheeks for all they are worth you can easily end up washing your shorts, or your sheets.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:02 pm to moffettduck
While my wife was waiting for me to get my hair cut last weekend, she said some old hag sitting across from her coughed and ripped a fart at the same time.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:10 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Did you ever see the girl again?
Girl?
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:15 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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A dude went to the hospital because he shat himself?
Jesus Christ.
Military Healthcare friend, these fricks come in for absolutely everything.
Had a guy, probably 6'2 in good shape, scraped his knee on the basketball court. Not a deep cut or anything, like the little spattering your 4 year old would come in from scratching it up a bit on the concrete.
Lower back pains all day
Rolled ankles constantly
Had a guy tonight as well, "I cut some skin off the bottom of my foot and want to have it looked at." "Ok, how did you do that?" "I dont know actually."
If you have no idea how you did it, than there's no reason for you to be at the doctor, it will be ok.
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:17 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
Yeah "never trust a fart" is bullshite.
I'm like 10,000,000-0 so far.
Are you people telling me you go sit on the toilet every time you have to fart?
I'm like 10,000,000-0 so far.
Are you people telling me you go sit on the toilet every time you have to fart?
Posted on 5/10/16 at 11:34 pm to genro
Your bunghole sounds amazing.
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