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re: What's your "How I lost my virginity" story?

Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by shagnasty 2
Not far enough away
Member since Nov 2013
1056 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:37 pm to
We were both in 9th grade. It was hurting her in the missionary so she got on top. She was a virgin too. I guess it was 5 to 7 pumps and I erupted. I tried to clench but farted a short burst that had alot of heat to it. Pungent rotten egg smell. It was dark she rolled off and when the light got turned in there was blood and a dark brown small fudge like Hershey kiss looking terd in the bed and I had peanut butter arse.
Posted by JudgeRoyBean
West of the Pecos
Member since Jun 2018
538 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:38 pm to
1976 Cutlass Supreme.

Bottle of Boone's Farm.

Barry White on the 8-track.

Mission accomplished.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:41 pm to
It was the summer of '94 ... I was 14 she was 64...she taught me things I'll never forget and more.. Rest in piece my blessed Isadore...
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:43 pm to
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She ain’t about that life anymore, idk why she was with me in HS in the first place. She was the valedictorian and I was your generic stoner who didn’t give much of a shite about anything. I’m grown up now and so is she but we had a bad breakup our senior year that probably left enough bad blood with her to make sure we aren’t a thing anymore.
Dang, I was as hoping for a follow up for you.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49766 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:38 pm to
I was 28 and got a steal at $150 for an hour
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