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re: Whats worse: coffee breath or cigarette breath

Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:37 pm to
The Daily Double of combination NicoteneJava Breath is a case of the sum of the parts being even worse than the constituent units.

I can smell the bad breath from the woman who does the Dots Dinah commercials on DubDubEll through the speakers when I hear her voice. I'd rather lick the bottom of my shoes after a walk down Decatur Street than go there to eat.



This post was edited on 10/25/16 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:38 pm to
Cigarettes stink like arse.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64008 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:42 pm to
Third option - vomit breath. I worked with a fatso who had a drinking problem and her breath constantly smelled like puke.
Posted by 3rdgentgr
Member since Jan 2011
939 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 6:56 pm to
Dick breath
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20543 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:31 pm to
I had a boss in the past who had some kind of medical condition in his mouth where his breath always stunk. It was that smell you get on floss sometimes when flossing your teeth, but ten times worse! I hated talking to him because I would get a headache from the smell. His breath lingered in a ten foot radius around him, and his office and car soaked the smell of breath in the fabric.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17973 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:31 pm to
Dick breath
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21065 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:39 pm to
Coffee breath smells like morning, death, and business.

Cigarette breath smells like cancer, rotten flesh, and stupidity.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 7:59 pm to
Milk breath and banana breath are pretty bad. Don't get me started on someone who ate bananas in their cereal and then didn't brush their teeth.
Posted by TigerNutts
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
2734 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 8:10 pm to
The two go hand in hand.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 10/25/16 at 8:32 pm to
Cigarette breath is way worse
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