re: What's the most degenerate thing you have ever done?

I get wild sometimes. I once clicked [agree] on the terms and conditions at iTunes (here comes the crazy part), I didn't even read them. Yea I know right? shhhhhhh.

Lived under the Claiborne overpass and worked scrubbing some of the crackwhores' labia with a toothbrush to get the barnacles off in order to make enough money to frick those same crackwhores. I also would occasionally have to wash out their anus holes. Since I didn't have a hose or a bidet, I would use my mouth and tongue to get their unwashed dirty buttholes clean.

You really don't know what it's like to be a degenerate until you've gotten so used to the taste of crackwhore dingle berries in your nose and mouth that you start to prefer them to actual food. It got to the point where I was flossing with their discarded pubes just to get my next fix.

The worst part about drilling out those crackhos is the godawful smell of yeast, filth, discharge, and human excrement that has built up in there and you jar loose whole doing the damn thing.

Yall know what I mean?