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Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:43 pm to bayoutiger504
NB4Whenareyoudue
Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:47 pm to LSUTigers1986
Got pulled over on a motorcycle going a 100 in a 55, asked the JP, "what's the problem".
Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:47 pm to J Murdah
This happened during my college days.
I was watching "Hannibal Rising" with a neighbor and his wife. The movie opens up in Lithuania in 1944. There are tanks, soldiers, Nazi symbols. You know, the setting should be pretty clear.
His wife turned to him and said, "What war is this?"
Her husband looked at her and said, "It's fiction, baby."
I honestly didn't know how to react.
I was watching "Hannibal Rising" with a neighbor and his wife. The movie opens up in Lithuania in 1944. There are tanks, soldiers, Nazi symbols. You know, the setting should be pretty clear.
His wife turned to him and said, "What war is this?"
Her husband looked at her and said, "It's fiction, baby."
I honestly didn't know how to react.
This post was edited on 4/9/14 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:51 pm to SabiDojo
one time i asked a friend who the great bambino was
Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:52 pm to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
I asked my a girl to marry me after knowing her for a half hour. Liquor talking.
I'll bet that you thought you sounded smooth at the time.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:01 pm to LSUTigers1986
when I was young I asked my mother if chinese women got their periods.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:08 pm to AUcs13
quote:
Asked my 9th grade science teacher if there could be lightning in a snow storm, everyone laughed at me.
There can be. But I don't think that's a laughing matter or that every 9th grader would know that because thunder snow is pretty rare.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:24 pm to DeionDeion
quote:You're killing me, Smalls.
Posted by DeionDeion one time i asked a friend who the great bambino was
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:26 pm to LSUTigers1986
This week.
Girl walks up to my desk. I was hung over. I said, "Damn, did you go out last night? You look worse than I do."
Turns out her husband of 15 years left her the night before.
Girl walks up to my desk. I was hung over. I said, "Damn, did you go out last night? You look worse than I do."
Turns out her husband of 15 years left her the night before.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:26 pm to 9Fiddy
Holy shite. That's just bad timing.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:31 pm to DeionDeion
quote:
one time i asked a friend who the great bambino was
That wimpy little deer?
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:32 pm to 9Fiddy
quote:
Turns out her husband of 15 years left her the night before.
Is that who you've been sexting the last couple of nights?
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:32 pm to CT
no
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:43 pm to reb13
quote:
Hm weird, those sound like the same options.
Hardly. I don't think they suck. They're just viewed as being much better than they really are.... Hence the term "overrated".
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:47 pm to LSUTigers1986
Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:57 pm to AUcs13
A snow storm can produce lightning. Very rare but wiki thundersnow.
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:01 pm to LSUTigers1986
"Would you like to go out with me?"
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:21 pm to LSUTigers1986
Religion class in sixth grade a deacon was giving us a lesson on abortion (I know, wtf is a school teaching 6th graders about abortion). Well anyway he didn't explain what it was very well he was just talking about the moral issue at hand so I asked him "why would someone bring their infant child just to kill them? Why isn't it considered murder?"
He started laughing his arse off but none of my classmates were so I feel some of them were thinking the same thing. I felt like an idiot years alter thinking about that
He started laughing his arse off but none of my classmates were so I feel some of them were thinking the same thing. I felt like an idiot years alter thinking about that
Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:35 pm to LSUTigers1986
Back when I grew up, we had things called land lines only for phones. Every number went to a specific place. I know that sounds crazy but google it if you don't believe me.
Anyway, my mom would call the house phone and would ask "Are you home yet?" all the time and be completely serious.
Anyway, my mom would call the house phone and would ask "Are you home yet?" all the time and be completely serious.
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