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re: What messed up stuff are you wanting to admit to doing when you were a kid?

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Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:00 pm to
One day sitting on my friend's back steps we shot about a dozen squirrels with my Sherridan pellet rifle. They all fell in the yard behind us. Eventually they got to stinking and the old lady came over days later to fuss at my friend's mom. We denied knowing anything about it when questioned.

Put all sorts of stuff on train tracks to watch it get smashed or blasted to smithereens.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:23 pm to
there was a mess of nasty arse stray kittens found nested up in my buddy's shed. they threw them in a bucket, doused them with gasoline, and set the bucket on fire out in the cane field. kicked over the bucket and all the little cats lit out like fireballs in every direction. life was cheap for a cat growing up unfortunately, can recall several regrettable incidents.

squirrels too, target practice. easy peasy with the benjamin but the undepowered crossman and daisy pellet/bb pumps took multiple shots if you didn't pop the head just right.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 10:28 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:36 pm to
Pre-internet: found a 'fat girl' porno mag on the side of the road when I was 13 and cranked out 20 or 30 loads before the shame became too much to bear.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 10:37 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68105 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:37 pm to
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there was a mess of nasty arse stray kittens found nested up in my buddy's shed. they threw them in a bucket, doused them with gasoline, and set the bucket on fire out in the cane field. kicked over the bucket and all the little cats lit out like fireballs in every direction. life was cheap for a cat growing up unfortunately, can recall several regrettable incidents.
Good lord Mr. Dahmer.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2184 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:40 pm to
At the end of the summer before I went into the 5th grade me and my buddy mike light a mail box on fire ( not really admitting as the cops came to my house) but cuyahoga tiger got me out of it I still don’t know how as that was a felony
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:40 pm to
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Good lord Mr. Dahmer.

We burned ants, crickets with magnifying glasses and put black cats in frog's mouths but apparently this was pretty tame.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:43 pm to
what's the difference between that and mowing down squirrels for fun?

or blowing up frogs and shite
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2184 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:45 pm to
And that was a big blue mail
Drop off box at the end of the street, cops told my dad the neighbor saw a boy with a yellow bike ( my orange bmx bike)
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2184 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:47 pm to
Boy did he save my arse on that one , I was more careful after that never really got caught again
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48466 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:52 pm to
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Pre-internet: found a 'fat girl' porno mag on the side of the road when I was 13 and cranked out 20 or 30 loads before the shame became too much to bear

The 15 yr old chlamydia shame set in and jerking off to Big Uns was small potatoes
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68105 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:56 pm to
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what's the difference between that and mowing down squirrels for fun?

or blowing up frogs and shite
Ted, when we shot squirrels it was basically instant death, like hunting. Lighting kitties on fire is, well, kinda messed up. Have any of your relatives submitted their DNA to 23 and me?
Posted by CalcuttaTigah
Member since Jul 2009
769 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:58 pm to
Forgotten the most of it but grew up during 90s in big neighborhood with tons of friends my age so we were always doing some stupid stuff...

Rocks at cars, duct tape on the road that wrapped around axel, shot paintball guns at cars, fishing line on garbage cans on trash day, poorly executed flaming dog crap on front door step, spraying round up in shape of male reproductive organ in ahole old man’s lawn in neighborhood, etc. I pray to god my kids are better behaved than me and my brother. Somehow we turned out fine.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:00 pm to
Dead is dead baw at least the bodies were cremated and not left to fester in somebody else’s yard
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68105 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:00 pm to
I lived near some train tracks and every once in awhile we'd find a box of pornos tossed in the woods running parallel to the tracks. Had to weed through tons of semi nude to get to the huge bush that obscured the sweet spots.
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6752 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to
Getting drunk at movie theater and trying to mess around with some girls around my age. Decided that my van was the best place to take them and apparently so did all of my younger friends whenever we went to the theater. Sometimes I had 12 + people piled in a Plymouth Voyager driving around aimlessly

I miss that damn van
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48466 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:03 pm to
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I lived near some train tracks and every once in awhile we'd find a box of pornos tossed in the woods running parallel to the tracks. Had to weed through tons of semi nude to get to the huge bush that obscured the sweet spots.

We lived near the woods. We had a stash in our clubhouse for years. Mostly found near the trash.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37359 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:08 pm to
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there was a mess of nasty arse stray kittens found nested up in my buddy's shed. they threw them in a bucket, doused them with gasoline, and set the bucket on fire out in the cane field. kicked over the bucket and all the little cats lit out like fireballs in every direction. life was cheap for a cat growing up unfortunately, can recall several regrettable incidents.


Good Lord. I don't have anything even close to this.

How many people have you murdered?
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5637 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:16 pm to
Zero

I didn’t set them on fire but I was there for it and pissed myself laughing. Did you not read where I said that it was regrettable?
Posted by Shockthamonkey
BR
Member since Jul 2016
797 posts
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:19 pm to
We went to roll a house of a friend in 9th grade and walked past a teacher's house early, 3am. She was f'ing in her living room with curtains open. Continued on to roll the house and caught her again on the way home.

Knocked out sheet rock in a new home with karate kicks. My friend decided to drop a sh*t from the 3rd floor to the first. As he finished the home owners pulled up. They saw his track shirt from our school and talked to the track coach. We denied everything and walked. They were pissed.

Blew up a toilet with bottle rockets another time and overturned porta potties with people in them a few times.
This post was edited on 5/17/19 at 11:22 pm
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