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re: What is your favorite line from Shakespeare?

Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:11 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:11 am to
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Holy shite that translation is awful. Kids are going to read boring, flavorless passages like "Every one of us is a criminal. Don’t believe any of us. Hurry to a convent." and wonder what the big deal about Shakespeare is. Some of it is completely unecessary. Is Ophelia starting a line "heavenly powers," really that confusing that it needs to be replaced with "dear god?" Why not whole hog and change it to "wtf"



A travesty most grievous,
Wounds the bard, who'd scarce believe us,
When we told him brilliant Caesar,
Or Marc Antony (that teaser),
Had been rendered dull mouth-breathers,
So illiterates pass easier.
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
23001 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:45 am to
Edward de Vere truly was the greatest writer to ever live.
Posted by Speedy G
Member since Aug 2013
3984 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:53 am to
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.

-Hamlet, Act 4
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
88972 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:55 am to
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"Alas poor Horatio, I knew him."


"Alas, poor Yorick...I knew him well, Horatio. A man of infinite jest and most excellent fancy."
Posted by Blakely Bimbo
Member since Dec 2010
1183 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 11:58 am to
Apropos for the OT

quote:

All lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the tenth part of one. Troilus and Cressida Quote Act iii. Scene 2.


Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134581 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 12:16 pm to
In life and love,
Things good and bad,
The spawn of eve,
Is often mad.
Posted by TigersforEver
Alexandria, LA
Member since Aug 2008
1930 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:14 pm to
Funny one -

"I would he had boarded me" - Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing

I went around for most of high school saying "I'd board that" instead of "I'd tap that".

Serious -

"Men at some time are masters of their fates.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
But in ourselves, that we are underlings." - Cassius, Julius Caesar

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134581 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Edward de Vere truly was the greatest writer to ever live.



Libelous pap by jealous ivory tower contrarians.
Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15360 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:16 pm to
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fr33manator

Posted by mss1616
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2007
483 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 1:16 pm to
THE END!!!!!!!!!
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:35 pm to
From King Henry V:

"This is the latest parle we will admit;
Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves;
Or like to men proud of destruction
Defy us to our worst: for, as I am a soldier,
A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,
If I begin the battery once again,
I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur
Till in her ashes she lie buried.
The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,
And the flesh'd soldier, rough and hard of heart,
In liberty of bloody hand shall range
With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass
Your fresh-fair virgins and your flowering infants."

LC
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 9:39 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39465 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:36 pm to
How are we supposed to know who wrote that post!?!?!
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:39 pm to
Satisfied? LOL

LC
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 9:44 pm to
The cat shall mew and dog will have his day
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134581 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:19 pm to
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 10:31 pm to
"How ill white hairs become a fool and a jester." II Henry IV.

My favorite stage direction is from Titus Andronicus: "enter a messenger with two heads." No matter how you read that, it ain't good news a-coming.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
20704 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 2:27 am to
"Frankly Charlotte ... " oh wait, wrong movie. Sorry.
Posted by fattybob
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 7/16/14 at 5:18 am to
"Thou art a villain."
Posted by My2ndFavCivilNgineer
Member since Jun 2013
591 posts
Posted on 7/16/14 at 7:15 am to
End of Hamlet

"Good night, sweet prince"

(End scene)
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