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re: What is the worst thing you ever did on accident?
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:14 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:14 pm to rebeloke
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What is the worst thing you ever did on accident?
My dad has an entire room filled with guns. Not just a few either ... I mean more than some small local gun dealers.
He was showing me a few that were special to him, including a 9mm (not sure of brand). Long story short, the guns that were put in case were all unloaded. We double checked each one before dry firing them. Unfortunately, my dad forgot that he handed me a loaded clip and well ...
Blew a hole in cypress wall. Thankfully it was in a corner of house and facing exterior brick. Always important to practice "safety" even when safety isn't being practiced.
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Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:15 pm to Rox
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I was celebrating your holiday, Cinco de Mayo
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:15 pm to colorchangintiger
You mind freaked me man! 
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:20 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:27 pm to rebeloke
I got drunk and leaned on an unstable sink and destroyed it. Sink smashed. Water everywhere. Thank God my aunt is an understanding woman. 
Posted on 12/26/15 at 9:46 pm to VolInBavaria
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Problem was that when I farted one of the hottest girls in the school was behind me and I didn't know she was there, she had bent down right behind me to pick up her books so she took it right to the face.
Not an accident. That was a divine moment. God has a sense of humor.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 10:08 pm to rebeloke
I drove an oak tree into a car once.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 10:29 pm to rebeloke
Put it in the wrong hole.
I swear it slipped
I swear it slipped
Posted on 12/26/15 at 10:37 pm to rebeloke
Probably not the worst thing but it was a good laugh afterall...In highschool I told my girlfriend to wear a skirt with nothing underneath to school. Walked up behind her and ran my hand straight up. I got a good feel on what was there before she turned around. Only problem was it was another chick that looked just like her from behind. I was sweating bullets the next period thinking I would be kicked out of school for sexual harassment and had no idea how to play it. Turned out the girl was not too mad about it after my gf explained the situation. Would have loved to end in a threesome but sadly It didn't.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 11:15 pm to rebeloke
Spilled a bowl of tartar sauce all over this lady who was wearing black pants and had a black purse. Looked like a giant bird shite all over her.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:18 am to rebeloke
BY accident you cocksucking piece of shite!!!!!!!
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:21 am to rebeloke
Accidently told my cousins Santa wasn't real. I was like 11 or 12 when I finally figured it out. After I found out I assumed my cousins who were 9&10 knew as well but they didn't. Tried to play it off but they weren't buying it. Never felt worse
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:22 am to Kafka
This wasn't an accident, but I threw a half eaten donut at my teacher/track coaches face when he said hi to me in a hallway.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:29 am to BadTyreke
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:33 am to rebeloke
Put a huge gash in a brand new 2013 Dodge Challenger. Had a job driving brand new vehicles off their train carts one winter and fricked up bad. Kept the job though, saw so e other guy niss the tracj between carts and it fell partway into the gap, fricked up the whole undercarriage.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:34 am to SG_Geaux
Is that like the time Michael Jackson used the restroom at your house?
Posted on 12/27/15 at 12:36 am to colorchangintiger
Perfect.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 1:44 am to Kafka
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As far as professional, formal writing is concerned, however, "by accident" will remain grammatically correct while "on accident" will merely be accepted in colloquial speech.
You're such a little shite.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:09 am to rebeloke
I called a retarded kid a retard to his face.
Posted on 12/27/15 at 2:23 am to rebeloke
When I was in high school I was at a friend's house and I made a joke about AIDS and my friend's mom heard me and just kind of turned white and stared at me for a second. My friend told me later that his mom's dad had died of AIDS
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