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What is the secret to automatic paper towel dispensers?
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:33 pm
I hate these things. I put my hand under and a few inches comes out. Great, I want more though. So I put my hand under again, nothing. And then again, nothing. And then I wiggle it around, nothing. And then suddenly it spits out a few more inches.
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Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:34 pm to DavidTheGnome
Don't derp. I've never had an issue.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:34 pm to DavidTheGnome
are you retarded?
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
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I hate these things. I put my hand under and a few inches comes out. Great, I want more though. So I put my hand under again, nothing. And then again, nothing. And then I wiggle it around, nothing. And then suddenly it spits out a few more inches.
That's what she said.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
This belongs on Facebook not here
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:35 pm to DavidTheGnome
Soon, he'll switch thread to:
What is the secret to men?
I hate these things. I put my hand under and (nut) comes out. Great, I want more though. So I put my hand under again, nothing. And then again, nothing. And then I wiggle it around, nothing. And then suddenly it spits out (a gallon of nut).
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
The one at my work breaks constantly. I'm convinced the cleaning lady doesn't know how to properly reload the thing. It's quite annoying.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
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What is the secret to automatic paper towel dispensers?
Waste reduction.
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I put my hand under and a few inches comes out. Great, I want more though. So I put my hand under again, nothing. And then again, nothing. And then I wiggle it around, nothing. And then suddenly it spits out a few more inches.
It's working.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 4:36 pm to DavidTheGnome
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I put my hand under and a few inches comes out. Great, I want more though. So I put my hand under again, nothing. And then again, nothing. And then I wiggle it around, nothing. And then suddenly it spits out a few more inches.
Your girlfriend said that same about your dick last week.
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