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re: What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?

Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:12 pm to
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Girl I knew who had 3 kids and the father had abandoned her and them was about to lose her car which in turn meant she would lose her job because she would have no way to get to work. She was bawling her eyes out and I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.

She did it.


Well yeah. That was her plan all along.
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12376 posts
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:38 pm to
I told her….”I bought you fricking pizza.”
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 9:39 am to
I once had sex with a married woman who was almost 9 months pregnant.

Her water broke and she gave birth that night.

Lucky she didn't divorce me for that.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10283 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 10:09 am to
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WB Davis



Wow, you suck at posts other than the poli board too.

Shame.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 10:37 am to
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TygerTyger
You get that "Tyger Tyger" is by a flaming gay English poet, right?

Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17178 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 1:45 pm to
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She had a 8.5 body but a 4.5 face

quote:

I have a very good friend who is exactly the same way. And she has a great arse to boot.


This is one of the biggest dilemmas in society.

I know I am not a handsome dude - but I could never date a girl with an unattractive face - no matter how hot her body.
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
7858 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:00 pm to
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TigerTits22


quote:

Bookmarking this thread to show my 17 year old daughter but I definitely don’t want my 15 year old son reading it & getting any ideas.


Makes sense
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
906 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:02 pm to
Spent over $250 in drinks for a girl and her friends. She rejected me so I banged her fat friend that night. Still pisses me off. Had to turn the lights off cause there was no way I wasn't getting wanked spending all that money.
Posted by LSU Neil
Springfield
Member since Feb 2007
2887 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:13 pm to
I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son
Brad Pitt's brother and a man on the run
Anything I thought would get the job done
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
2477 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:13 pm to
Was out on 6th street in Austin at Wild Bills. I was wearing a throwback Marlins Andre Dawson jersey, a Dolphins player was in there and thought it was sick so we ended up hanging out the rest of the night. My buddy that I was visiting told me the easiest way to pick up chicks in Austin was just tell them “I play Ball” with no context. Between the jersey and hanging out with the Dolphins player I had my pick of the litter of girls that night that thought I played on the Marlins. Got a call the next day from the girl I took home asking what my last name was again while looking at the roster realizing that she had been duped
This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 2:15 pm
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
7558 posts
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:41 pm to


Saint…… you have been reported to Admin for your disgusting comment
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