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re: What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:12 pm to deltaland
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:12 pm to deltaland
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Girl I knew who had 3 kids and the father had abandoned her and them was about to lose her car which in turn meant she would lose her job because she would have no way to get to work. She was bawling her eyes out and I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.
She did it.
Well yeah. That was her plan all along.
Posted on 5/23/23 at 11:38 pm to Darth_Vader
I told her….”I bought you fricking pizza.”
Posted on 5/24/23 at 9:39 am to rebeloke
I once had sex with a married woman who was almost 9 months pregnant.
Her water broke and she gave birth that night.
Lucky she didn't divorce me for that.
Her water broke and she gave birth that night.
Lucky she didn't divorce me for that.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 10:09 am to WB Davis
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WB Davis
Wow, you suck at posts other than the poli board too.
Shame.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 10:37 am to TygerTyger
quote:You get that "Tyger Tyger" is by a flaming gay English poet, right?
TygerTyger
Posted on 5/24/23 at 1:45 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
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She had a 8.5 body but a 4.5 face
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I have a very good friend who is exactly the same way. And she has a great arse to boot.
This is one of the biggest dilemmas in society.
I know I am not a handsome dude - but I could never date a girl with an unattractive face - no matter how hot her body.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:00 pm to TigerTits22
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TigerTits22
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Bookmarking this thread to show my 17 year old daughter but I definitely don’t want my 15 year old son reading it & getting any ideas.
Makes sense
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:02 pm to rebeloke
Spent over $250 in drinks for a girl and her friends. She rejected me so I banged her fat friend that night. Still pisses me off. Had to turn the lights off cause there was no way I wasn't getting wanked spending all that money.
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:13 pm to rebeloke
I was a doctor, a lawyer, a senator's son
Brad Pitt's brother and a man on the run
Anything I thought would get the job done
Brad Pitt's brother and a man on the run
Anything I thought would get the job done
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:13 pm to rebeloke
Was out on 6th street in Austin at Wild Bills. I was wearing a throwback Marlins Andre Dawson jersey, a Dolphins player was in there and thought it was sick so we ended up hanging out the rest of the night. My buddy that I was visiting told me the easiest way to pick up chicks in Austin was just tell them “I play Ball” with no context. Between the jersey and hanging out with the Dolphins player I had my pick of the litter of girls that night that thought I played on the Marlins. Got a call the next day from the girl I took home asking what my last name was again while looking at the roster realizing that she had been duped 

This post was edited on 5/24/23 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 5/24/23 at 2:41 pm to saint tiger225
Saint…… you have been reported to Admin for your disgusting comment
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