re: What is the dumbest water slide you've ever been down

When I was a kid, Blue Bayou had just come out with the Mad Moccasin water slide. It has two, TWO, moccasin heads on it. Looks bad arse. All summer long, during afternoon cartoons, they would play Blue Bayou commercials "Come to Blue Bayou, mon, and ride the Maaaaaaaaaaaaad Moccasin."

I just had to ride the thing. Its all I could think about. I begged my mom all summer to take me and my friends to Blue Bayou. At the end of the summer she finally relented.

We get there, and I look up at the slide, with its two huge snake heads just daring me to ride it. It looked tall. Really tall. And scary.

As I walked to the bottom of the stairs, I see a 6'5" black dude, built like a linebacker, coming out of the slide completely unconscious. The lifeguards had to pull him out of the water.

I said "frick this" and grabbed a tube for the lazy river.