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re: What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?

Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53099 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:56 pm to
Looking good and smelling good take more than two shakes

Especially if I gotta drip dry
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1052 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:56 pm to
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They don't intuitively know how to load a dishwasher.


THIS!!!!!

Love my wife. Best decision I ever made. Terrific mother. Great with finances, terrific cook, keeps a super clean house. Both in our 50’s, married 30 years, and the sex is better than ever.

But she still can’t grasp the concept of how a dishwasher should be loaded. She’s a smart women. Hell probably smarter than me. Blows my mind.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114014 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:57 pm to
It needs to have vanity lights. There should also be a plug so we can do our hair while we save on tp.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3674 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 12:59 pm to
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Women basically have a need to have something to complain about.


This is it right here.

Get drunk every night? Are you an unemployed loser who won't work? Do you have a coke problem and bang strippers? Your wife will complain about these things.

Do you do everything right? Faithful husband? Good father? There will be the same volume of complaining.

Women only have to do 3 things to keep a man:
1.) Keep his balls drained
2.) Keep his stomach full
3.) Give him peace

90% of women are incapable of #3.
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 1:01 pm
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53446 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:00 pm to
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either y’all are making stuff up or you married some dumbass bitches

Or y’all are the dumbass bitches - not sure


My bathroom is not dirtier than my husband's (neither is my car) and my cabinets and drawers all over the house are organized so

I also require watermelon and cantaloupe cutting assistance though
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114014 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:01 pm to
Then it sounds like you should just be alone for your own sanity and peace of mind. I’m sure you can handle 1 and 2 by yourself
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114014 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:01 pm to
My car is a war zone… but that has more to do with being a horse girl than being a girl.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53446 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:03 pm to
I am getting caught up and realize my husband and I's relationship is more penrod and less mmmmmbeer


But he also complains about how I load the dishwasher
This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 1:05 pm
Posted by QuothTheRaven
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2019
244 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:04 pm to
Holy hell you guys live with some terrible women or y'all are lying.

My wife is one of cleanest people I have ever met. Our house is usually spotless because we both keep it clean. She rarely complains about me helping out around the house. The only time she goes nuts and does a super deep clean is when either one of our parents come to visit. Both my mom and her mom will talk all kinds of shite and start cleaning our house. We both hate that shite. Maybe it's because my wife isn't from the US and was brought up differently, but who knows?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:08 pm to


He's 0-3 trash cans today.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114014 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:09 pm to
You should name him.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:12 pm to
I call him Fred. He's got a sibling and a big momma that come around too. Fred is clumsy but very cute. Mom would have that can open in seconds.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66419 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:13 pm to
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One thing I’ve learned about men from this board is y’all are a bunch of complaining, never satisfied sonsabitches.






Accurate.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66419 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:15 pm to
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but that has more to do with being a horse girl than being a girl



Ive heard of doggy but what is this horse girl you speak of?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
114014 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:16 pm to
Girls with horses

My car is basically a tack room extension.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
46675 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:17 pm to
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But he also complains about how I load the dishwasher

You have me there! When my four kids were home someone was loading the dishwasher wrong - spooning spoons, loading front to back, etc. As they moved away, the list of suspects grew smaller until, as Agatha Christi said, and then there was one.

After years of denial, when she was finally found out, she dismissed the whole thing with, "Oh well."
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
53446 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:20 pm to
Right. I had clean dishes all the years I was single so if he wants it loaded a different way he can be my guest.

Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8465 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:25 pm to
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Pretty much. I didn't use it. It was something she had used on one of her hobby projects or something


Yeah, I understand the logic. But, you can understand that phrasing it like that is aggressive, right? The implication that cleaning it is a non negotiable puts you in a position of authority and puts the other person on the defensive. Suddenly, even if they have the plan to clean it, it might feel like they are being subservient to you.

This is especially true if there is a power dynamic.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
8827 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:25 pm to
The surface of the countertop of the bathroom vanity cannot be seen for the clutter and dusting of make-up, and the mirror will have a permanent light film of hair spray on its surface.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20123 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 1:25 pm to
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tigernurse


Hey lady, the men are talking.
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