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re: What are some of your most embarrassing moments?
Posted on 11/5/17 at 7:40 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 11/5/17 at 7:40 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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When my son was 4, were were waiting in line to check out at Target. There was a very obese lady right in front of us and he loudly yelled out, "Daddy, she looks just like Jabba The Hut."
I was trying to think of one about myself, but you reminded me of a time my kid embarrassed the hell out of me.
We were at the Picadillys in Denham Springs when the fire alarm suddenly went off. If you've ever heard a fire alarm go off inside, you know what a continous piercing shriek it is. Now imagine there are 50 people trying to dine and otherwise enjoy their Sunday suppers with friends and family.
Anyway, I was standing in line holding my toddler son thinking, what frickin dumbass set off the fire alarm. I turn around and notice that the fire alarm is directly behind me, look at my son, and put two and two together. It seemed like everyone came to the same conclusion just as I did.
Making matters worse, the manager couldn't find the key to reset the alarm. It seemed like it took 5 minutes before it was finally shut off. Everyone was so pissed at us.
This post was edited on 11/5/17 at 7:41 pm
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Posted on 11/5/17 at 8:42 pm to shutterspeed
That alarm must have set off a stampede in a place like Piccadilly.
Posted on 11/5/17 at 10:49 pm to cbree88
In ‘88 I was leaving Lockett basement after bombing my Spanish final. Already pissed about that, I came up the steps and then when walking down the few steps to street level I somehow busted my arse and tumbled to the ground in front of a couple of dozen people sitting around talking or studying. Good thing was I was pretty much past them and I bounced right up and kept walking toward the quad without looking back. So they didn’t see my face, which somehow lessened the embarrassment.
Another one was a few years later here in Jax. Got a drink at the bar at Fat Tuesday and was heading to the main floor down two steps. I slipped on a wet spot. The hand with the drink in it went straight up and the drink literally came straight down on my head. It sucked.
Another one was a few years later here in Jax. Got a drink at the bar at Fat Tuesday and was heading to the main floor down two steps. I slipped on a wet spot. The hand with the drink in it went straight up and the drink literally came straight down on my head. It sucked.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 7:09 am to cbree88
Last week was pretty embarrassing for me. I was at the gym doing squats with a buddy of mine and there were two very attractive ladies next to us doing squats as well. When I was coming back up I strained a bit and let out a loud fart.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 7:09 am
Posted on 11/6/17 at 8:47 am to shutterspeed
In high school, I passed out during Homecoming while playing my instrument on the field.
Not really an embarrassing moment per say, but I went to a Miss State football game a couple years back when that fat girl was still a cheerleader and remarked to a friend that I may be rude but that I didn't think fat women had any business being cheerleaders. A fat lady sitting in the row in front of me turned around and chewed me out.
Not really an embarrassing moment per say, but I went to a Miss State football game a couple years back when that fat girl was still a cheerleader and remarked to a friend that I may be rude but that I didn't think fat women had any business being cheerleaders. A fat lady sitting in the row in front of me turned around and chewed me out.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:09 am to cbree88
Some of yall have heard this story before, but I'll tell it again:
The most embarrassing day of my life started like any other, I dressed in my custom tailored Alexander Amosu. I narrowly avoided embarrrasment when i made the stupid half awake mistake of putting on my Air Jordan Silvers. Luckily i noticed and changed into my custom fit Testonis. I walked down my stairwell lined with my original Picasso, Paul Cézanne, van Gogh and of course my cheap Klimt. I left my seven story mansion built into a mountain on a private island to go to a meeting with my accountant and tax attorney at the headquarters of my private international investment and R&D firm. We were discussing my offshore accounts and charitable donations. I was talking the whole meeting about how great my new Ferrari was. They wanted to see it, but i said we needed to finish going over my finances and figuring out how to efficiently fund the several anonymous humanitarian foundations i oversee as chairman. While they drafted a few things for me to sign, i went outside and noticed my OT 10 secretary was giving me some horny looks. I walked over to her, whispered some french poetry in her ear and she grabbed me right in the crotch. Two and a half hours later, and an hour after a few of her super model friends had shown up and i pleased them all, i went back in and signed the papers my attorney had prepared. So we all walked outside to see my new Ferrari and i was so embarrassed when i realized i had driven my Fisker Tramonto by accident. I felt so dumb. But we all had a good laugh.
The most embarrassing day of my life started like any other, I dressed in my custom tailored Alexander Amosu. I narrowly avoided embarrrasment when i made the stupid half awake mistake of putting on my Air Jordan Silvers. Luckily i noticed and changed into my custom fit Testonis. I walked down my stairwell lined with my original Picasso, Paul Cézanne, van Gogh and of course my cheap Klimt. I left my seven story mansion built into a mountain on a private island to go to a meeting with my accountant and tax attorney at the headquarters of my private international investment and R&D firm. We were discussing my offshore accounts and charitable donations. I was talking the whole meeting about how great my new Ferrari was. They wanted to see it, but i said we needed to finish going over my finances and figuring out how to efficiently fund the several anonymous humanitarian foundations i oversee as chairman. While they drafted a few things for me to sign, i went outside and noticed my OT 10 secretary was giving me some horny looks. I walked over to her, whispered some french poetry in her ear and she grabbed me right in the crotch. Two and a half hours later, and an hour after a few of her super model friends had shown up and i pleased them all, i went back in and signed the papers my attorney had prepared. So we all walked outside to see my new Ferrari and i was so embarrassed when i realized i had driven my Fisker Tramonto by accident. I felt so dumb. But we all had a good laugh.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:10 am to cbree88
Easy.
Back when I was a sophomore at UGA, six of us - two couples and me and this chick I had been after for a while - went out on a friend's boat to this island for a picnic/drinks/etc.
We beached the boat and everyone got out except me as I stayed behind to hand the coolers and all to everyone. After the boat was unloaded, I played Mr. Coolguy and tried to jump out the boat. Know the tie-down cleats? Well, my bathing suit got caught on one and flipped me upside down. I was hanging there, upside down, with my head almost in the water...while my bathing suit slid almost to my knees exposing my arse and junk to the world.
To say they laughed is an understatement. I still hear about that shite till this day. Oh, and the chick? Ended up dating her for almost a couple of years.
Back when I was a sophomore at UGA, six of us - two couples and me and this chick I had been after for a while - went out on a friend's boat to this island for a picnic/drinks/etc.
We beached the boat and everyone got out except me as I stayed behind to hand the coolers and all to everyone. After the boat was unloaded, I played Mr. Coolguy and tried to jump out the boat. Know the tie-down cleats? Well, my bathing suit got caught on one and flipped me upside down. I was hanging there, upside down, with my head almost in the water...while my bathing suit slid almost to my knees exposing my arse and junk to the world.
To say they laughed is an understatement. I still hear about that shite till this day. Oh, and the chick? Ended up dating her for almost a couple of years.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:12 am
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:15 am to Spaceman Spiff
fell off the stage at high school freshman orientation after being chosen for some random game. gym was full and everyone lost their shite. I wanted to transfer before I even started but my parents wouldn't let me
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:21 am to cbree88
I park my vehicle at a buddies before a Ballgame.Got out and shut the locked door on my right thumb.I fished the keys out of my pocket with my left hand and dropped them.
I couldn't reach them.
My buddy came out and after laughing for a good while he unlocked the door and freed my thumb.
I couldn't reach them.
My buddy came out and after laughing for a good while he unlocked the door and freed my thumb.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 9:29 am to tidalmouse
On week long school field trip with entire grade. Just got off bus and was looking back at friend while walking down street and turn around just in time to walk straight into a telephone booth head first. Had a huge egg on my forehead for rest of the week, so even if you didn't see me hit the pole, you could see the result.
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 9:32 am
Posted on 11/6/17 at 12:16 pm to OnCampusTiger
I just remembered a time when I was walking forward while checking out a cute chick and ran into door.
That’s embarrassing when the girl realizes what she just made you do. Lol
That’s embarrassing when the girl realizes what she just made you do. Lol
This post was edited on 11/6/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 11/6/17 at 1:11 pm to cbree88
Maybe a decade ago. Buddy and I are invited to a wedding for another friend. we are sitting in the church watching the wedding procession go by. No music so it's pretty silent in the church. One of the bridesmaids is walking down the aisle. She clearly has Down's syndrome. Right as she passes our pew, my buddy leans over and says "dibs". He thought he was being quiet...he wasn't. The entire church stared at us with complete disgust.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 6:02 pm to BBONDS25
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When my son was 4, were were waiting in line to check out at Target. There was a very obese lady right in front of us and he loudly yelled out, "Daddy, she looks just like Jabba The Hut."
That’s priceless. Lol
That reminds of me of how one of my brothers told one of his babysitters that she was ugly. Kids are brutally honest.
Posted on 11/6/17 at 6:41 pm to cbree88
In March of 2000, I had emergency surgery to repair my colon and pancreatis. I had a colostomy performed that lasted just six months. Once I was at a neighbor's house, my bag expanded and leaked. I ran home and changed the bag. I am glad I was able to have the reversal.
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