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re: Vasectomy question - how many weeks did it take to finally not have swimmers?

Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:58 pm to
I just remember the jokes:

“Honey, these pipes are not gonna clean themselves.”
Posted by Uncs
Member since Aug 2008
3080 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:12 pm to
Bro you better rape yourself. Day and night. Took me 4 months to go clean. Jerking my shite left and right.... and you wonder why we have ED
Posted by Marlo Stanfield
Member since Aug 2008
2190 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 5:38 pm to
Think I was good after a few weeks. Bought the test kits on amazon and tested twice 4 weeks apart. Maybe I waited 3 weeks before doing the first test. Can’t remember exactly but it was 2-3 weeks.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:03 pm to
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Think I was good after a few weeks. Bought the test kits on amazon and tested twice 4 weeks apart. Maybe I waited 3 weeks before doing the first test. Can’t remember exactly but it was 2-3 weeks.



I thought you were full of shite about the Amazon thing, but then I found this.

"YO provides automatic results AND a live video of your swimmers in action."

You really can buy fricking anything on Amazon.
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3166 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 6:48 pm to
Can't remember, had mine done in 95 or 96. Took a sample in after the prescribed time and they said they saw 2 dead ones. They said bring another sample in 2 weeks, I haven't been back. Been spraying dem guts ever since.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
22449 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:26 pm to
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My doc said 20 times and come back in 2 months with sample. It's been about double 20 and I should bring sample back this month. Just haven't had day off during week


Apparently this doc treats a lot of betas, those are rookie numbers. Once every 3 days? Come on
Posted by Marlo Stanfield
Member since Aug 2008
2190 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:55 pm to
I didn’t do one with live video or anything like that. Just a kit you mix a sample with solution and put it on an applicator. It has lines like a pregnancy test. That was a year and a half ago and so far so good.

Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34605 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:57 pm to
2-8 weeks
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 7:59 pm
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34605 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 7:57 pm to
20-30
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10857 posts
Posted on 1/20/20 at 8:01 pm to
But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.
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