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Utah Man Claims to Find 20 Year Old McDonald's Hamburger

Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44831 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:01 pm
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quote:

David Whipple says he bought the burger at a McDonald's in Logan on July 7, 1999. He even hung on to the receipt.

He says he initially purchased the burger for a presentation he made about enzymes and deterioration, but the burger ended up in the pocket of a coat that was forgotten about for years.

Whipple decided to check in on the burger this week and found it much the same.

“The pickles, the only thing that's disintegrated,” Whipple said


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:03 pm to
So if it can't be broken down is it zero calories?
Posted by Josh Allen
Hammers Lot
Member since Dec 2019
445 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:03 pm to
In Slidell Louisiana, that's what the locals call "good eatin'"
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10134 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:03 pm to
Bacteria and mold don't even want any of that shite.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:03 pm to
That ain’t natural
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

Bacteria and mold don't even want any of that shite.


exactly.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62170 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Utah Man


He will now translate the burger into the fourth testament of the Bible, the “Book of Big Mac”. Then he will go out and bury the burger in the side of a hill where it will never be found again.

Followers of his new religion will grow until he is murdered because the “Book of Big Mac” says that male is male and female is female. The followers will then migrate to the Florida panhandle on the Big Mac Trail.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66986 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:15 pm to
so could you still eat it?
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
19285 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:17 pm to
Put that bad boy on your home grill with some Crystal on the bun and you'd think it was straight fire.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76119 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:19 pm to
100% fake news.

Now if he had said french fries...
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40522 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

The followers will then migrate to the Florida panhandle on the Big Mac Trail.

I-10?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62170 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:02 pm to
Not sure. You’ll have to ask Brigham McYoung, he’s running things now.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
18164 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

He will now translate the burger into the fourth testament of the Bible, the “Book of Big Mac”. Then he will go out and bury the burger in the side of a hill where it will never be found again. Followers of his new religion will grow until he is murdered because the “Book of Big Mac” says that male is male and female is female. The followers will then migrate to the Florida panhandle on the Big Mac Trail.


Lmao!
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33747 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 6:16 pm to
I have zero reason to doubt this. How the FDA allows fast food restaurants to even market their shite as “food”

This post was edited on 1/6/20 at 6:18 pm
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