re: Urban Cowboy fans. Let’s settle this!

Sissy’s positives:

Terrible cook
Sweaty legs
Works for her dad
Loves the thing with that worm
Lives behind Gilley’s

Pam:

Rapes you whenever you’re ready
Can track down easily for a second good time
Has shirts made for her sweethearts
Lives in Houston Proper
Fakes cleaning a trailer
Can throw away sentimental cards with the best of em
Loves good pie
Knows of many other places to go drinking and dancing

Nice! Never knew that. Still open?

Try to look sweet Sissy.

My legs are sweatin Momma.