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re: Ugh, why did I get married?

Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:29 am to
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:29 am to
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You like guys and your wife's a tard


HAHA!


You post roughly twice a month though for over the past 3 years, and you decide to waste one on the gem above?

This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 7:30 am
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3770 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:30 am to
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You're on the worlds largest database of all types of women... It couldn't be any better even if you had binders full of women.



I don't want to live in a world were a man doesn't ask a complete stranger for pics of his wife on the internet. It's as American as apple pie.
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4823 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:46 am to
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those funbags are just ridiculous
Cupcake Katy.
This post was edited on 4/23/14 at 7:47 am
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:47 am to
quote:

dogs lick your face to see what you taste like


and they lick their a-hole to get the taste of the wife's cooking out of their mouth.
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
94776 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:50 am to
quote:

dogs lick your face to see what you taste like,


I wonder what dog told them that for them to come to that conclusion.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37909 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:55 am to
It's science, Prom, you wouldn't understand..
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18965 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 7:58 am to
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I wonder what dog told them that for them to come to that conclusion.


Scruff Mcgruff always seemed to be a rat to me. Can't trust that guy
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18864 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:04 am to
Time to play the SGLI Lottery.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:06 am to
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My wife just tells me, did you know dogs lick your face to see what you taste like, because in case you died and they were starving that would be the first thing they ate.

WHAT IN THE frick???

She had some stupid arse training today at work and apparently "learned" this. We are both military by the way, so that's where your tax dollars are going.
You should have responded with "That's why I've been licking you, babe."
Posted by KansasRedneck
Lawrence
Member since Aug 2013
145 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:43 am to
misery people are so stupid
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72134 posts
Posted on 4/23/14 at 8:47 am to
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My wife just tells me, did you know dogs lick your face to see what you taste like, because in case you died and they were starving that would be the first thing they ate.

WHAT IN THE frick???

She had some stupid arse training today at work and apparently "learned" this. We are both military by the way, so that's where your tax dollars are going.



If every man started to question why he got married just because his wife said something stupid, the divorce rate in this country would hit almost 100%.
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