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re: Types of people at every office

Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20188 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:31 pm to
I ask myself what kind of office person am I am my response was "I'm that guy whose always baffled by everything.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Most of these replies are way too specific

Trust me. We are all talking about specific people that we work with
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 9:32 pm
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41875 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:32 pm to
the 35 year old wagie, who reads articles about "dad bods" to cope with his beer gut
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40080 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:33 pm to
The "it's almost Friday!" guy

The "just living the dream!" guy

Fat women who waddle in, thighs rubbing together with a bag of McDonalds and 84 oz Diet Coke
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13147 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:33 pm to
The woman who is supposed to handle your office mail, but can't make any decisions and still pushes every bit of it to your desk "awaiting your decision" on all of it.

She feels important because she pre-read your mail and handed it off to you.
Posted by Moxie
Member since Apr 2017
350 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:33 pm to
The vegan...you know because they bring it up every day.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41875 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:34 pm to
the 45 year old wagie who buys a book at barnes and noble, entitled "how to negotiate a 3% raise for dummies", gets the raise and is proud of himself for keeping up with inflation
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72588 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:34 pm to
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The guy who constantly makes inappropriate comments and probably should be reported to HR but never is.


I sit next to this guy.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4133 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:35 pm to
The "office cat"; e.g. the >60-year-old woman who dozes off at her desk every day after lunch and consistently fails to meet goals, but flies under the radar because she's been working there since Gerald Ford was President and (allegedly) possesses a mystical level of "institutional knowledge"...
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17429 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:36 pm to
I got a lady who is middle aged. Not old enough to retire but has been working way too long and makes everyone else's life a living hell. But, she hates the drama, even though she starts or is in 95% of it. And worries about everyone else's business.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19114 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:36 pm to
Fat frick know it all who thinks he's underpaid
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72588 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:36 pm to
Overweight African American woman that keeps a space heater under her cubicle to keep her feet warm because Diabetes.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72588 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

The guy who constantly makes inappropriate comments and probably should be reported to HR but never is.


Everyone sneaks a little youtube into their day, this guy always has the volume up a little too loud...
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

I got a lady who is middle aged. Not old enough to retire but has been working way too long and makes everyone else's life a living hell. But, she hates the drama, even though she starts or is in 95% of it. And worries about everyone else's business.



The fricking worst.

Miserable bunch of unfrickables
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20188 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:38 pm to
Now This isn't at every office but the last two places I've worked, I've had a pleasure hanging out with middle aged and older South American and south Asian women. Some of the funniest women around. Definitly cool about helping out in pranks and shite.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25424 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:40 pm to
So far this is maybe the only type mentioned who actually worked in my office. She retired earlier this year though.
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:40 pm to
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Overweight African American woman that keeps a space heater under her cubicle to keep her feet warm because Diabetes.


lol I keep my heater on all year round.

You could plant orchids in my office
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69367 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:42 pm to
Young dude that works his arse off and keeps his nose to the grindstone and ends up running the place
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13147 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:42 pm to
Not unique to AA. This is any office full of women. Some are post-menopausal, some are pre-menopausal, and no one can agree on what the thermostat should be set on.

Generally, it's a freezing office with every woman with their own little heater under their desks.
Posted by dpd901
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2011
7829 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 9:43 pm to
Oh here's a good one... the effeminate warehouse guy who's really weird that you suspect may be a serial killer

LINK


Every office has that guy!

No? Was it just my old job?

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