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True Life: I'm a beta

Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:41 pm
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53174 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:41 pm
So, last night, I went to dinner with an old acquaintance I ran into last week. Well, after dinner we go to a couple bars and end up at this piano bar. While there, we run into her friend, and we start a conversation, and end up in a triangle at the bar. While I'm in the bathroom the sax player starts chatting up the girl, so I'm like okay, I get back, she rejoins the triangle. Then, he just stands there, not really in our conversation but just hanging out and being awkward and creepy. So I'm trying to ignore it. Well, we go to the parking lot and we are talking to her friends, and this dude comes up and styles all over and asks for her number. Went alpha over me. I felt so beta, I dont know if I'll ever recover.




I know, CSB
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90449 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:43 pm to
huh?
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33412 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:43 pm to
i wouldve never suspected you of all people to be beta. im hurt deeply.
This post was edited on 3/9/14 at 9:43 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123963 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:43 pm to
Should have taken a piss in his sax and said "nice portable urinal"
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:43 pm to
beta's dont belong on the OT, please gtfo
Posted by TequilaMockingBird
Member since Jul 2013
823 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:44 pm to
Way to always have control or your social circle.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7297 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:44 pm to
did he get number?
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11417 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:44 pm to
Big league'd by the fricking sax player? Jesus Christ, man.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53174 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

did he get number?


Yeah

I dont care, I just couldnt believe it happened.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90449 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:45 pm to
is this some girl youre interested in?
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:48 pm to
Shoulda left her there in the parking lot as you were dialing up another skank.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53174 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:48 pm to
It could be. But I'm not gonna pissed if she wants to go on a date with another guy.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
3888 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:50 pm to
You give the it a bad name
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11417 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:50 pm to
But it's the fricking saxophone player, man, not Harry Connick Jr.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:50 pm to
I expected better from you, man.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123595 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:51 pm to
She wants the sax
Posted by Sleeping Tiger
Member since Sep 2013
8488 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:51 pm to
Further proof that this boards obsession with alpha-beta is extremely off base.

Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 3/9/14 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Big league'd by the fricking sax player? Jesus Christ, man.


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