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Traffic stop leads to quite bizarre arrests- nevermind. Fake
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:39 am
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:39 am
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This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 10:42 am
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Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:41 am to LSUTANGERINE
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“After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.”
Sorry for partying
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:42 am to LSUTANGERINE
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This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 10:43 am
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:42 am to Wtodd
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:42 am to LSUTANGERINE
Oh no you don't
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You gotta read the article. Too much bizarreness to quote.
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“We spotted the green Hyundai Elantra traveling at approximately five miles-per-hour in the passing lane with a huge shower of sparks coming from the rear of the vehicle. As we got closer we noticed that the rear end of the vehicle was dragging on the ground due to the fact that there were no rear tires or axle on the vehicle,” said Lt. Sullivan of the Canton Police. “After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.”
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“There were also two female passengers in the back seat,” stated Lt. Sullivan. “One of the females was asleep, partially clad. The other was extremely hysterical. At that time, we believed that she might have been under the influence of PCP, due to the fact that she claimed there were mice biting at her and climbing on her.”
Because of the size of the two women, police were unable to pull the women out of the rear doors of the vehicle. After members of the Canton Rescue Squad cut the roof off the vehicle, and with the help of a crane supplied by Shaugnessy Crane, the women were lifted out of the car. Police estimate the weight of each woman was between 300 and 450 pounds.
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We followed the drag marks and found that the axle and tires had separated from the vehicle some four miles back. The axle, wheels and tires were found in the parking lot of the Ancient Lounge located in Foxboro,” stated Canton police officer James C. West. “At this time we believe that the three individuals had patronized the Ancient Lounge for the better part of the day, and that at closing time, they decided to continue the party at Mr. Fasher’s apartment.”
Upon entering the vehicle, the combined weight of the occupants caused the axle and wheels to separate from the vehicle.
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:42 am to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:43 am to LSUTANGERINE
Fat bitches need to party too.
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:44 am to jrodLSUke
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Oh no you don't
And I was so disappointed.
This post was edited on 3/11/16 at 10:46 am
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:49 am to jrodLSUke
I see that kind of shite everyday in Tennessee
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:50 am to LSUTANGERINE
Whoever came up with that needs to get published.
Posted on 3/11/16 at 10:52 am to LSUTANGERINE
Even if it is fake, it's a pretty entertaining read.
If this hasn't happened IRL, I'm sure it will eventually.
If this hasn't happened IRL, I'm sure it will eventually.
Posted on 3/11/16 at 11:20 am to jrodLSUke
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If this hasn't happened IRL, I'm sure it will eventually.
In Florida though....amirite?
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