re: Top 3 attributes for you in a woman

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I'm more interested in the size and color than the number.

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good one. I could never take a girl seriously if she has divorced parents.

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i can do divorced if it's clear he still had an influential part in her life. shite happens. i can't do i don't know where dad is or my mom divorced my dad and they hate each other

you'll spend all your time fighting through her bullshite issues

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1. Dumps like a truck truck truck
2. Thighs like what what what
3. Baby moves her butt butt butt

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Paige

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Nasty Woman actually

wrong

I tease Paige a LOT.

But she is IRL very nice, knows her football better than most and a girl

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That's my 3 right there. Each one equally important

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Low maintenance was a huge one for me. Smart and cute because even if she's an IRL 9 she won't be in 15 years and you'll want someone that you can have an interesting conversation with.

1. Tattoos, preferably a good sized tramp stamp and a sleeve

2. Single mom. Makes it more fun being a dad figure to the child

3. Loves to get trashed every weekend. I want my girl to party

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goldennugget

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1. Likes horses
2. Married
3. Half my age

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so asspee a year ago?