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Today I learned that I'm not crazy, latchkey incontinence

Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:40 am
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11816 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:40 am
For a long time, I thought it was just coincidence, but it appears there is actually a scientific explanation. Although mine has to do with taking a dump and not just the need to piss. But if I was on my way home and had to take a big dump, I could easily control it...until I turned on my street, then all of a sudden it's 'turtle peekin'.

Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:43 am to
Almost happened the other day. I got to the bathroom and removed underwear just in time to spray projectile diarrhea all over the back of the toilet lid.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:43 am to
The warm bidet water is massaging my butthole as I type this, mate
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:46 am to
are you 5?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76116 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:47 am to
Does that link say anything about the "Milkshake Shits"?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11816 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:53 am to
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Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Does that link say anything about the "Milkshake Shits"?
Asking for a friend.


Thats lactose intolerance, baw.
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10216 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:46 pm to
The ol' fecal Jackson Pollack
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76116 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:19 pm to
Only with milkshakes, though?
Posted by OutDamSpot
Member since May 2019
336 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Only with milkshakes, though?


Yep. Had a friend that was exactly like that. He loved milkshakes but had to deal with the aftermath.

He could eat cheese with no problems and all other foods. But milkshakes always did him in.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:34 pm to
So you start knockin cotton as soon as you turn on your street?
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:53 pm to
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I got to the bathroom and removed underwear just in time to spray projectile diarrhea all over the back of the toilet lid.


I laughed wayyyyyy too fricking hard at this
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