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Today I learned that I'm not crazy, latchkey incontinence
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:40 am
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:40 am
For a long time, I thought it was just coincidence, but it appears there is actually a scientific explanation. Although mine has to do with taking a dump and not just the need to piss. But if I was on my way home and had to take a big dump, I could easily control it...until I turned on my street, then all of a sudden it's 'turtle peekin'.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:43 am to VanRIch
Almost happened the other day. I got to the bathroom and removed underwear just in time to spray projectile diarrhea all over the back of the toilet lid.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:43 am to VanRIch
The warm bidet water is massaging my butthole as I type this, mate
Posted on 1/15/20 at 11:47 am to VanRIch
Does that link say anything about the "Milkshake Shits"?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:43 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Does that link say anything about the "Milkshake Shits"?
Asking for a friend.
Thats lactose intolerance, baw.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 12:46 pm to Mr Personality
The ol' fecal Jackson Pollack
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:19 pm to OutDamSpot
Only with milkshakes, though?
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:33 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Only with milkshakes, though?
Yep. Had a friend that was exactly like that. He loved milkshakes but had to deal with the aftermath.
He could eat cheese with no problems and all other foods. But milkshakes always did him in.
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:34 pm to VanRIch
So you start knockin cotton as soon as you turn on your street?
Posted on 1/15/20 at 1:53 pm to Mr Personality
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I got to the bathroom and removed underwear just in time to spray projectile diarrhea all over the back of the toilet lid.
I laughed wayyyyyy too fricking hard at this
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