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Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:32 pm to boudinman
T.S.: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, it can't happen.
T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, it can't happen.
T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:33 pm to boudinman
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:36 pm to boudinman
quote:
Tim Tebow No Longer a Virgin!
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:36 pm to KirkLazarus
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oh wow...weddings with 250 people and reading your own prepared vows. How self important can you get
Bet it was cringe as frick.
What?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:36 pm to jdd48
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Wonder if he cried after while they engaged in pillow talk.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Who the frick am I kidding. There’s a lot wrong with that.
I hate and disgust myself.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:38 pm to Tbonepatron
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T.S.: But they're engaged. Brodie: Doesn't matter, it can't happen. T.S.: Why not? It's bound to come up. Brodie: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? T.S.: Sure, why not? Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.
WTF is all this shite?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:39 pm to LuckyTiger
Can't believe this isn't on the 1st page.
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:41 pm to KirkLazarus
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oh wow...weddings with 250 people and reading your own prepared vows. How self important can you get Bet it was cringe as frick.
I know right?
frick them for getting married and exchanging vows in front of their families and friends. What a bunch of assholes.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:42 pm to shawnlsu
what is that from?
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:44 pm to boudinman
That ring...dayum
This post was edited on 1/20/20 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:49 pm to boudinman
Think about your "I lost my virginity" story and who it was to and then realize Tebow's will always be a former fricking Mrs. Universe. 
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:51 pm to boudinman
Tim Tebow started getting rusty trombone's the first day he set foot on the UF campus.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:53 pm to boudinman
Jump pass in that pussy 
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:55 pm to boudinman
The bride faked out the bridal party when instead of tossing the bouquet she completed a jump pass over them to Julius Thomas.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:56 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Damn, she got a nice arse
Posted on 1/20/20 at 3:58 pm to tduecen
first time yes
not the rest of them (see 40 year old virgin)
not the rest of them (see 40 year old virgin)
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:02 pm to boudinman
It’s about damned time.
PS. It’s a trap.
PS. It’s a trap.
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:04 pm to boudinman
Bet she's Preggers within a month, if not already. 
Posted on 1/20/20 at 4:05 pm to boudinman
He absolutely recited bible verses right before insertion
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