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Things to not ask your Uber driver: Do you want to touch it?
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:56 pm
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Police arrested a Coralville man after he allegedly exposed himself to an Uber driver Wednesday morning. Christopher Wayne Jensen, 27, allegedly got into the front seat of an Uber he called for on the morning of July 19, according to a report. Police say during the ride, Jensen pulled out his penis and masturbated in front of the driver.
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Jensen asked the driver, "do you want to touch it?" according to the complaint. Police say the Uber driver stopped and told Jensen to leave the car. He was identified in Uber records, told police he did take an Uber but said he didn't remember masturbating in the car, according to the complaint. Johnson County Jail online shows he was released Wednesday morning.

Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:57 pm to Federal Tiger
Too much brazzers for that guy.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to Federal Tiger
Thank god I have a small penis. Otherwise id be in jail.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to Federal Tiger
Shooters shoot... well maybe there are better shots to take...
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:03 pm to Federal Tiger
Is this Frank Scurlock's kid?
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:09 pm to Packer
Jameis already pulled this stunt didnt he?
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:21 pm to Federal Tiger
"When in doubt whip it out"
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:22 pm to Federal Tiger
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the Uber driver stopped and told Jensen to leave the car.
What did he expect with a haircut like that
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:23 pm to Cump11b
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What did he expect with a haircut like that

Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:25 pm to Federal Tiger
This is what y’all get for letting uber take over for cabs
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:26 pm to Federal Tiger
Well, looks like he was down to blow his 5 star.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:32 pm to Federal Tiger
I've never, ever gotten in the front seat of an Uber.
Posted on 11/29/18 at 6:21 pm to LSUFanHouston
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I've never, ever gotten in the front seat of an Uber.
You will from time to time if you use Uber Pool.
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