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Things to not ask your Uber driver: Do you want to touch it?

Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
8085 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:56 pm
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Police arrested a Coralville man after he allegedly exposed himself to an Uber driver Wednesday morning. Christopher Wayne Jensen, 27, allegedly got into the front seat of an Uber he called for on the morning of July 19, according to a report. Police say during the ride, Jensen pulled out his penis and masturbated in front of the driver.


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Jensen asked the driver, "do you want to touch it?" according to the complaint. Police say the Uber driver stopped and told Jensen to leave the car. He was identified in Uber records, told police he did take an Uber but said he didn't remember masturbating in the car, according to the complaint. Johnson County Jail online shows he was released Wednesday morning.




Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24053 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:57 pm to


Too much brazzers for that guy.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to
Thank god I have a small penis. Otherwise id be in jail.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
28290 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm to
Shooters shoot... well maybe there are better shots to take...
This post was edited on 11/29/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:03 pm to
Is this Frank Scurlock's kid?
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:09 pm to
Jameis already pulled this stunt didnt he?
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9205 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:21 pm to
"When in doubt whip it out"
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

the Uber driver stopped and told Jensen to leave the car.


What did he expect with a haircut like that
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

What did he expect with a haircut like that



Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40775 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:25 pm to
This is what y’all get for letting uber take over for cabs
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61780 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:26 pm to
Well, looks like he was down to blow his 5 star.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41617 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 4:32 pm to
I've never, ever gotten in the front seat of an Uber.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73730 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/29/18 at 6:21 pm to
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I've never, ever gotten in the front seat of an Uber.


You will from time to time if you use Uber Pool.
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