re: Things to do to help a broken heart

Not much you can do other than being patient. Only time will heal you. Go bang other girls, but don't be surprised if that doesn't help at all.

Consider looking for a new job. This is why you don’t dip your pen in the company ink bro

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This is why you don’t dip your pen in the company ink bro

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I laugh so hard at stories like this. People are told time and time again, not to do this. It's hilarious.

Marshall Tucker - This Ol' Cowboy

"This Ol' Cowboy"

Well I'm sittin' down in San Anton'
Waiting on an eight o'clock train
My woman left me here last night
Things ain't been quite the same
I gotta get back to Dallas
And tie up a few loose ends
I'm gonna work a week make a hundred dollars
Aw and hit the road again
So I don't want you to think

That you're the first one
To leave me out here on my own
Cause this ain't gonna be the first time
This ol' cowboy spent the night alone

Now honey I've been a fool but a bigger fool
I can't remember when I've been
Just to open up my heart
And let you walk right in
Now there's one thing in this life
Ain't hard for me to do
That's as soon as I kiss the lips of another woman
I'm gonna forget all about you
So I don't want you to think

That you're the first one
To leave me out here on my own
No this ain't gonna be the first time
This ol' cowboy spent the night alone

[Solo]

If you wrote all the woman's names down I know
And let me pick one out
I don't think there'd be one in the whole bunch
Aw I'd give a hoot about
So I don't want you to think

That you're the first one
To leave this ol' boy out here on his own
Cause this ain't gonna be the first time
This ol' cowboy spent the night alone
No this ain't gonna be the first time
This ol' cowboy spent the night alone


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Plant drugs on her at work and get her fired. She won’t be able to pay for things and will have to come crawling back to you

Time, it's the only thing that will end it or ease it. Good luck.

VR and an Auto Blow. You’ll probably never talk to a girl again

Drink water, get in shape, and take care of yourself. Drinking like a fish is just digging yourself a hole.

OP should just go ahead and move to College Station

Do you lift, bjj, and have decent cardio?