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re: Things humans do that nature would think is f'ed up
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:44 am to LucasP
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:44 am to LucasP
quote:My grandparents had a lot of cats and I remember one night being woken up hearing one of them screaming like it was being killed. They lived in the country and occasionally some of their cats would get killed by predators. I told my grandfather the next morning and he just laughed and said "That meant they're just trying to have more kittens".
If you watch some cat-banging videos on YouTube, they all seem pretty rapey.
Looked up information on it and apparently male cats have a barbed penis to scrape out any other male's sperm. And it's not a pleasant feeling for the female cat.
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:45 am to rintintin
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:45 am to Rhino5
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Homosexuality.
Is everywhere in the animal kingdom.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:46 am to Bunk Moreland
I don't believe the population was that low when the Black Plague began.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:47 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Looked up information on it and apparently male cats have a barbed penis to scrape out any other male's sperm. And it's not a pleasant feeling for the female cat.
Hence the cat rape. I'm just saying that most animals don't get or even look for consent. Nature would think that we're weird because of how little we rape each other.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:50 am to rintintin
Can you imagine the constant heated debates trees and chickens have?
"But they're putting orange sauce on me. "
"WGAF! I'm a chopstick. There's a perfectly good fork on the fricking table! And don't get me started on those Goddamn fortunes..."
"But they're putting orange sauce on me. "
"WGAF! I'm a chopstick. There's a perfectly good fork on the fricking table! And don't get me started on those Goddamn fortunes..."
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:51 am to LucasP
I thought dolphins were sweet loving creatures. Until I learned male dolphins will kill a female's baby in order to have sex with her. Flipper is an a-hole.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:53 am to LucasP
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If you watch some cat-banging videos on YouTube
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Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:53 am to Henry Jones Jr
Don't forget about their rape caves either
Posted on 5/30/15 at 10:57 am to Bunk Moreland
Your scale on the chart is intended to scare. Here's a more rationally-scaled chart with future population growth guesstimate:
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:01 am to rintintin
Monogamy
Prison for victimless crime
Pot prohibition
Prison for victimless crime
Pot prohibition
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:03 am to Henry Jones Jr
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Kill other animals just for fun.
Cats get it.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:03 am to jimbeam
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You must not know anything about bacteria. You idiot.
Yeah I should've said viruses. Bacteria isn't that bad.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:06 am to nes2010
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Kill other animals just for fun.
A lot of animals do this actually, so that wouldn't be exclusive to humans.
Cows, pigs, and chickens would have serious issues though, seeing all of their loved ones on a death display in the grocery.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:12 am to rintintin
Sport fricking.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:13 am to rintintin
White guilt
Seriously suppose I was a hippo whose hippo granny killed a bunch of villagers. Why the hell feel guilty about it?
Hell to be analogous I wouldn't even need to be related.
Seriously suppose I was a hippo whose hippo granny killed a bunch of villagers. Why the hell feel guilty about it?
Hell to be analogous I wouldn't even need to be related.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:17 am to rintintin
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And bacteria? Well everyone would hate those evil bastards.
You never studied.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:20 am to soccerfüt
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Whacha gonna do about/with human placentas?
The Germans eat them.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:22 am to rintintin
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Yeah I should've said viruses.
Look up oncolytic viruses.
Posted on 5/30/15 at 11:28 am to rintintin
Shooting a load on a bitch's tits. Perfectly good waste of semen.
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