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re: There's been a man in a tree for 24 hours and counting in downtown Seattle

Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by TDawg1313
WA
Member since Jul 2009
12440 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:11 pm to
A goat named Deer showed up to support the man and eat his apple he tossed out of the tree



He's officially hit the 24 hour mark.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73503 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:11 pm to
ole baw still up a tree?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113841 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:14 pm to
Somebody text me when he has to take a shite.
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2453 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

goat named Deer


there he is, dude seemed like he may have taken a few too many acid trips
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73503 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:16 pm to
i mean a pellet gun would be fun in this situation.
Posted by TDawg1313
WA
Member since Jul 2009
12440 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

not sure about numero dos

He did that yesterday too out of the top of the tree.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47153 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:18 pm to
how are we going to solve the most complex problems facing the world when our governments cannot handle a bum in a tree.
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2453 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

our governments cannot handle a bum in a tree


shouldnt be anything to handle, other than urinating in public, not sure what he's done illegal. when he gets down, give him a ticket for public urination

what a waste of resources this is... they apparently have brought in the fire rescue team, but the dude is just going to tell them to frick off once they get close
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Boagni Swamp
Right next door to No Face
Member since Oct 2015
912 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Somebody text me when he has to take a shite.


Think that already happened.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73503 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:25 pm to
set that frickin tree on fire and see how long it takes him to NOT tell them to frick off.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Theboot32
Member since Jan 2016
2453 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:44 pm to
he's headin down
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 1:44 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37468 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

he's headin down

Our long national nightmare is over.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:48 pm to
Need to use the bear tactic. Tranq dart and trampoline.
Posted by Boagni Swamp
Right next door to No Face
Member since Oct 2015
912 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:57 pm to
Those cops were toting some serious firepower.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 2:19 pm to
I hope he dies.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70921 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 2:21 pm to
Why not cover the bottom of the tree in fire ants. Still cold up there?
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6641 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:13 pm to
He's down.

quote:

A man who spent about 25 hours perched atop an 80-foot tree in Downtown Seattle has come down safely. The man climbed down just after 11:40 a.m., just over a day later than when he began his ascent that became a worldwide internet event. The man sat on the ground for a few minutes, eating a piece of fruit, and then police and medics arrived with a gurney to take care of him. Seattle Police officials said the man would then be taken for a medical evaluation at Harborview Medical Center.


quote:

"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.




LINK
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5991 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:28 pm to
I mean, if no one paid any attention to it, he would've come down on his own eventually.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56518 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.


He was just trying to have an Entsmoot.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9340 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 3:55 pm to
I was hoping for a skeleton trapped between branches.
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