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re: Theory: Tons of Hot people hidden by obesity

Posted on 6/24/25 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13380 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 2:09 pm to
I have a friend who is a retired army doctor who runs a weight loss surgery practice now. He says one of the things he USED to discuss with patients and their significant others was the fact that the surgery did indeed lead to an awful lot of divorces. He used to do it, has since changed because it was seen as intrusive by doctors who did it also as part of the process to determine who was an ideal candidate. I am pretty certain the industry changed because the desire to make a profit caused some confusion over whats right and wrong BUT the official line is it ain't none of the surgeons business.....and it probably really isn't, still seems like the right thing to do.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100554 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 6:25 pm to
Also average to below average attractive women who are thin look hotter than they are due to so many fatties around

Women who would have been a 3 or 4 in 1970 are like a 6 today just for being in shape
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6336 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20597 posts
Posted on 6/24/25 at 8:08 pm to
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I love her dedication and her hard work but any dude that sees the before pic and marries her deserves what he gets. She isn’t going to maintain that routine at the same pace and from the looks of it, she would need to. Faulty DNA Choose your mates carefully, I did.

I agree with all of this pre semiglutides.

Now these lazy people are going to be able to push a new weight baseline far longer than their dedication to the new diet would’ve lasted in the past.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37530 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 12:42 am to
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The other little secret.

A few of such women remember the guys who hit on them or asked them out when they were fat and say screw you to the guys who wouldn't talk to them until they got thin








And, in the meantime, if they're receptive to my advances, I'm self-relegated to banging fatties, in the very unlikely event that a single one of them in the future drops a ton of weight and becomes super hot, and wants to call the guy that used to bang her when she was a whale. So she can frick me while she reminisces about the days she was stuck fricking the guy at the bar that was preying on fatties?

This is either the funniest justification I've ever read for chubby chasing or the worst dating advice offered in the history of dating advice.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 3:12 am to
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Now these lazy people are going to be able to push a new weight baseline far longer than their dedication to the new diet would’ve lasted in the past.


Taking any weight loss med had consequences.

You can tell who the cheaters are. Ozempic leaving people looking nasty.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11595 posts
Posted on 6/25/25 at 4:48 am to
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Tons of Hot people hidden by obesity


Just like my 12 inch pecker is mostly hidden by all my fat.

You are right about one thing. If you get a couple of fat people together, you are definitely in the tons range.


Editor’s note the previous jokes were written by a fat person.
This post was edited on 6/25/25 at 4:50 am
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