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The Sharper Image catalog for Christmas 2020 is really cool

Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:55 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:55 pm
Besides a variety of personal massagers for the ladies, Sharper Image offers fake pets for the senile set and what appears to be an iron lung chair.


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:58 pm to


The portable bust a nut hut
Posted by Eat Your Crow
caught beneath the landslide
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:58 pm to
What's gaydar?
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:00 pm to
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and what appears to be an iron lung chair.


I lol’d
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:01 pm to
The OT needs this phone breathalyzer LINK
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:03 pm to
I had one of those phone breathalyzers. But the company got sued because frat baws were using it to have contests to see who could get drunkest. Not sure how the company is liable for morons but they removed the app from apple store
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 8:04 pm
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13337 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:07 pm to
I bought a real one and an expensive one in college and we definitely had contests. shite got up to some serious levels - like .4 stuff even after waiting 10 minutes to let saliva clear

Next morning was most fun

This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 8:08 pm
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6040 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:15 pm to
That chair is made so that we can fap in public places.
Posted by HeadSlash
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:20 pm to


Please ship to 1600 Pennsylvania ave. In late January
Posted by ThereGoesHerschel
Member since May 2011
882 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:43 pm to
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shite got up to some serious levels - like .4


I don't think you understand how that works
Posted by ThereGoesHerschel
Member since May 2011
882 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:43 pm to
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What's gaydar?


Try brookstone
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3133 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:44 pm to
Man, you could really build up some stank power in that fart-a-lounger
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 8:44 pm
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13337 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 8:55 pm to
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I don't think you understand how that works


Please explain

Because us duct taping tequila to our hands and chugging it room temperature after ramen noodle dinner until we unconsciously threw up definitely had us pretty high on the gun

If we would wake up enough after, a good gator tail might get us to a late night a couple hours later
Posted by ThereGoesHerschel
Member since May 2011
882 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:00 pm to
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Because us duct taping tequila to our hands and chugging it room temperature after ramen noodle dinner until we unconsciously threw up definitely had us pretty high on the gun


I don't doubt that. I flat out do not believe you were all hitting .4 and laughing it up comparing numbers. .4 is on the verge of coma. In college as much as we got absolutely blackout shitfaced we only had one guy get hospitalized and he had a .3

LINK
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13337 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:03 pm to
First, I’m sure the $200 thing I had wasn’t perfect

Second, that BAC scale is sliding for bad alcoholism, most people know it’s garbage for heavy drinkers. They’ve had DUIs with people talking fine much higher than .3, even .4. And half these guys i was hanging out with ended up in rehab or dead

And I just said we had people hit that- not that we all did it and we’re feeling great laughing it up. Over a couple years probably hit that a handful of times
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 9:08 pm
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
24343 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:06 pm to
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Please ship to 1600 Pennsylvania ave. In late January


Trump doesn’t want that piece of shite
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:08 pm to


God damn it, now I kinda want one for game nights.
Posted by ThereGoesHerschel
Member since May 2011
882 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:08 pm to
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They’ve had DUIs with people talking fine much higher than .3, even .4


And those are probably hardcore alcoholics with decades of tolerance. Not you and your 19 year old buddies fricking around with a toy you bought online.

All I'm saying is...you can brag about whatever you want but at least be realistic about it. Youre like the guy at a college party that tells everyone he's had 29 beers so far. Like hey man so your thing and go nuts but you aren't fooling anyone ha
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7488 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 9:09 pm to
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That chair is made so that we can fap in public places.


Toobin work chair?
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