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re: The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men

Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30047 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:25 pm to
Didn't read but my guess is a lot of baw feathers have been ruffled.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60285 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:25 pm to
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Who are you talking about? I hate shopping, my SO does the manly stuff you speak of to make money, we both cook, me inside, he grills. I don’t have botox, don’t do “girls’ nights” (not in the traditional sense at least ) and he lounges as much as he pleases. Are you projecting?


A man doesn't need a woman to defend him.

Am I projecting? No.

I am being the Paul Revere of men. Sounding the alarm on the assault of our masculinity.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:27 pm to
Sorry my outdoor kitchen makes you feel like less than a man. And probably worth more than your house. Bitch.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60285 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:28 pm to
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Didn't read but my guess is a lot of baw feathers have been ruffled.


Indeed. Which makes sense because men with kitchens probably wear lots of feathers.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60285 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:29 pm to
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Sorry my outdoor kitchen makes you feel like less than a man. And probably worth more than your house. Bitch.


Men don't melt like this on the internet. The kitchen is getting to you.
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:34 pm to
Shut up fig.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25898 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:37 pm to
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The rise of the “outdoor kitchen” is proof of the feminization of men


Feminization my arse!

Sorry you’re not good at smoking meat, bro.

Wait, that doesn’t sound great...

Sorry you don’t have enough friends for a sausage party.

Ummm....

Sorry no one wants to eat your butt

Let’s try this again...

Sorry you can’t do the Jamaican jerk

shite...

I like to have some buddies over, crack some brews and rub my meat. Hell with your theories.

This post was edited on 5/29/19 at 8:38 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60285 posts
Posted on 5/29/19 at 8:39 pm to
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Shut up fig.


Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 8:56 am to
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Sorry you can't afford a nice outdoor kitchen


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I save my money to donate to the men’s tampon fund. You’re welcome.


I find this sort of tongue-in-cheek absurdity(found in the OP) and jocular banter(above quotes) funny and entertaining.

Why all the downvotes? I don't understand this place and yalls use of the up-and-down vote function, at all.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:00 am to
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Men are better cooks than women when given the time.

ETA: There is a reason that 80%+ (if not more) of top level chefs have twig and berries.

Ain't nothing wrong with demonstrating your superiority in making delicious food,


I don't know if youve noticed but men do everything better. Women are merely vessels for future generations and my dick.
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