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re: The OT Ranch. My proposal...

Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:56 pm to
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There won't be much left after you pay the lawyers and doctors to be your expert witnesses



That's fine. This isn't about the money. This is more what I'm looking for.

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Posted by BOSCEAUX
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:57 pm to
Picc could give music lessons. Berg could be a weight loss counselor. Brag could give a "what not to look for in women" seminar.
Posted by LZ83
La
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
The drunk chick that got thrown out the LSU game could be our security.
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
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Picc could give music lessons


Good idea. We could bill that as "expressive therapy."
Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 2:58 pm to
Drug rehabilitation is for nerds. The ranch should teach how to do drugs properly. Would be more fun and more effective.
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:00 pm to
Perhaps the horse trainers could demonstrate proper IV technique to the dope fiends.

Excellent idea.
Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:01 pm to
We could offer group therapy to boost everyone's confidence. NVM who am I kidding. This is the Rant Ranch we are talking about.
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Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:07 pm to
I know someone who works in drug rehab. She says all these types of facilities that cater to at risk youth, druggies, et al oftentime provide an environment wherein the people who are supposedly getting help are afforded the opportunity to exchange ideas to up their game in the activities that led them there to begin with.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:09 pm to
Maybe Tiger Honey can lead them in calisthenics.
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:09 pm to
Makes sense.

Jail does that too.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:15 pm to
Yeah - a friend of mine got kicked out of every public and private school he ever attended. His parents had to send him to military school in MS. He said he learned more deviant behavior there than he ever imagined. He said "that place was full of professional troublemakers".
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:18 pm to
And they want to earn "street cred."

What could PJ do? We wouldn't need a forklift driver probably.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:20 pm to
Sex Ed - he's the closest thing we have to a porn star.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:20 pm to
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Great idea, and we should open up a Wendy's franchise on the ranch that everyone can work at part-time.


And a Baskin-Robbins since one of the 1st enrollees already has experience
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:23 pm to
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one of the 1st enrollees 


Haven't been around long enough to understand??

Should I have admissions save a bed?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:29 pm to
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Haven't been around long enough to understand??

Should I have admissions save a bed?


"enrollees" was a PC euphemism for "dumped at the gate so the parents can go off whoring as usual".
Posted by Bushmaster
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:29 pm to
I want no part of this crap. After I let Festus' pothead kids come up here so I could straighten them out for a week, I'm done doing favors. Bastards stole a case of scotch and kept fingering the goats.

Posted by FloridaMike
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:36 pm to
We'll get Stormy back and let her teach it, she's an actual pornstar
Posted by ChineseBandit66
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Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:39 pm to
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Ranch. My proposal... by RummelTigerMaybe The Torch's wife can come and give a "scared straight" talk...


Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:40 pm to
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back and let her teach it, she's an actual pornstar


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