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re: The old man was covered with tattoos and scars...

Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by LAblue
Member since Sep 2017
135 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 11:39 pm to
I’ve seen the Grand Ole’ Opry
and I’ve met Johnny Cash.....
This post was edited on 11/3/19 at 12:02 am
Posted by X82ndTiger
USA
Member since Sep 2004
2542 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 12:05 am to
Okay okay okay, obviously bad choice. How about this...

Woke up quick, at about noon, just thought that I had to be in Compton soon, bout to get drunk before the day begins, before my mom starts bitching about my friends.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2769 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 12:07 am to
Wow, I haven't heard that song in 15 yrs and heard tonight. And now this! It's a sign.
If that ain't country I'll kiss your arse!
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5236 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 12:25 am to
My oldest sister’s a first rate whore.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 12:54 am to
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This post was edited on 11/3/19 at 12:20 am
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 12:28 am to
Tryin like the devil to find the Lord, working like a..
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 4:44 am to
Working like a (ethnic slur) extremely offensive name for a Black person for me room and board
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 4:46 am to
quote:

He got some in prison and some others in bars...


I had a patient who was covered with prison tattoos, one in particular was a half done naked woman that resembled the alien from Close Encounters. I asked him why it was only halfway done, he said he got paroled and didn’t get it finished....
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:13 am to
Thats some William Shakeweight level poetry right there killer diller.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76154 posts
Posted on 11/3/19 at 6:16 am to
The boy’s mother was a surgeon.
This post was edited on 11/3/19 at 6:17 am
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