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LSUFreek
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Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
9751 posts

The Official Bad Grammar Thread
I've been keeping a list of bad grammar on message boards for about a year now. It's time to unload some.

I shouldn't have to add the correct word in parentheses, but most of the words/phrases came from posters on this site, so...

He nipped it in the butt (bud)
Its taken its told (toll)
We have the most rabbit fan base (rabid)
It's been flying around the rumor meal (mill)
It's the cream of the crock (crop)
They just tied the not (knot)
The pilot was injected from plane (ejected)
Take it with a grade salt (grain)
He's the laughing stalk of the conference (stock)
It happens timing again (time and again)
We always take it for granite (granted)
He’s gonna be find (fined)
He's a working progress (work in)
He'll be raped over the coals (raked)
With all do respect (due)
It's a mute point (moot)
We control our own density (destiny)
It's a four gone conclusion (foregone)
It's a doggie dog world (dog-eat-dog)
She's a pre-Madonna (prima donna)
This happens weekend weekout (week in, week out)
Men can't multytask (multitask)
In times passed (past)
You'll need more bandwith (bandwidth)
We need to home in on this player (hone)
In this day in age (and age)
He lost his self of steam (esteem)
He's ahead of the curb (curve)
Coach threw him under the bust (bus)
It never seizes to amaze me (ceases)
It's all smoking mirrors (smoke and)
He's chomping at the bic (champing at the bit)
Stop budding into my business (butting)
The steaks are high (stakes)
He’s a duel threat (dual)
TPOS is a waist of space (waste)
Can you site your source (cite)
He’s ranked hire (higher)
Espn is the worse (worst)
That’s retarted (retarded)
That video was very nastalgic (nostalgic)
Just my too sense (two cents)
He's followed by a sloo of people (slew)
The cops were in per suit (pursuit)
He's the hunter and we're the pray (prey)
New Iberia hair dews (do's)
Don’t cry over split milk (spilled)
He's an affeminate dude (effeminate)
There's been a paradime shift (paradigm)
He was in the Marine core (corps)
He'll hit the ground run in (running)
I need to touch bass with you (base)
Sorry for your lost (loss)
He was the loan defender (lone)
On the flip side of the corn (coin
He awoke from a comma (coma)
Put it on the dest (desk)
I could of done this (could've)
Your a moran. (you're/moron)
That guy is amphibious...he can hit both ways (ambidextrous)
I'm trackting the storm (tracking)
Blessing in the skies (disguise)
Would of been (have; would've)
Most dominate player (dominant)
The boss will eat their arse out (chew)
not tooken lightly (taken)
1995 camaro FOR SELL (sale)
The business is close down (closed)
It was a good deal, but the guy barked at it. (balk)
Truth is we don't need another premedana. (prima donna)


I left off a bunch of common misspellings like theirs/there's, your/you're, too/two, are/or etc...
Bookmark and add to the list as you find them.
This post was edited on 2/27 at 11:59 pm


MSMHater
Houston Astros Fan
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
20078 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Your an idiot.


Bama and Beer
Alabama Fan
Fairhope, AL
Member since Oct 2010
76318 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Put it on the dest (desk)

old people is who I hear say this
This post was edited on 2/23 at 1:55 pm


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LeMarteau
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
quote:

Your



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50_Tiger
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
19745 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Baw just downloads Grammarly. Makes me look like a genius.



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Winston Cup
Money$zn Fan
Member since May 2016
20574 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
I ra’d for a anchor just cause


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The Torch
LSU Fan
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
7158 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Some of us post and goof around while working so back off Mrs. Heinz, it "ain't" always perfect.


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alajones
LSU Fan
Derptown
Member since Oct 2005
27180 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
I could of done this correctly.

It happens alot.



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When in Rome
USA Fan
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
30539 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
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Your a moran.


TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
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re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
The amount of people who can't distinguish between then and than is ridiculous.


Topwater Trout
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
That guy is amphibious...he can hit both ways


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MSMHater
Houston Astros Fan
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
20078 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
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Your a moran.


Another common one, yes.


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TigerFred
LSU Fan
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
23918 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Yew forgot trackting the storm.


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DGauTigers
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Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
654 posts

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The Great McGinty
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TFS4E
LSU Fan
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2008
5930 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
I am willing to bet that some of these are just typos/autocorrect



...hopefully


northshorebamaman
Washington Fan
Cascadia
Member since Jul 2009
23489 posts

re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
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He'll be raped over the coals

This is better than the original.


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Bunk Moreland
Michigan Fan
Detroit, MI.
Member since Dec 2010
21441 posts
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re: The Official Bad Grammar Thread
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.


John Gotti
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Member since Jul 2013
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When in Rome
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