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re: The moment you knew you fricked up
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:12 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:12 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
My mom went through my pants one morning after a night out. She was looking for cigarettes because she thought I had been smoking and she found them. Good thing she checked that pocket first because the other pocket had some weed in it. I definitely dodged a bullet there.
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Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:22 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
I'd be pissed if you didn't roll a joint for me either. No wonder they booted your arse out 
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:26 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
When I woke up on the side of the interstate to a cop tapping on my window with a flashlight.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:27 pm to terd ferguson
Luckily, you are a cracker. Otherwise....pew pew.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:29 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Lol weed?
This story was retarded. You should have told her they were pencil shavings
This story was retarded. You should have told her they were pencil shavings
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:29 pm to LCA131
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Luckily, you are a cracker.
They actually drove my car to the next exit and told us to sleep it off. This was after my roommate puked on my shoes and they had to wake me up with smelling salts after I passed out in the back of the cop car.
#PrivilegedAsfrick
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:32 pm to terd ferguson
I'm surprised they didn't launder your shoes. Must have gotten a call about a black jay walker that needed tuning up.
#protectandserve
#protectandserve
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:34 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
They booted you out for some mary jane?
Your parents sucked.
Your parents sucked.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:36 pm to crimsonsaint
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My mom went through my pants one morning
What a coincidence. Your Mom went thru my pants a time or 100 also.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:36 pm to ZappBrannigan
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They booted you out for some mary jane
I suspect it was the QUALITY of the weed. No respect for someone smoking ditch weed and living under their roof.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:36 pm to crimsonsaint
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crimsonsaint
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My mom went through my pants one morning after a night out
checks out
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:36 pm to SidewalkDawg
He's a monster!
Was he dealing?
Was he dealing?
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:38 pm to B_LSU90
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You must be leaving something out. I don't believe your parents kicked you out of the house only for smoking weed
Actually I did because I didn't want to turn this thread into a religious debate on whether or not there's a God.
My mom (RIP) was a very religious person with strict rules and I guess I was rebelling against those rules, but the thing that got me kicked was when I told her I didn't believe in her God anymore and that's when the shite hit the fan.
That should get me some downvotes for sure
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:39 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Makes a little more sense.
Kinda.
Heathen.
Kinda.
Heathen.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:40 pm to tigahfromtheham
Oh the mom jokes. Thanks for keeping up the standard lame arse OT mom jokes.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:41 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
I respect you for standing up for your beliefs. Enjoy burning in hell for all of eternity, heathen.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:43 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
This post was edited on 4/2/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:46 pm to Roadkill Gumbo
Was it your brother's pot, Jesse Pinkman?
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:50 pm to SidewalkDawg
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Wow, you started off so good with your title and then threw this potty language in. We don't like this kind of shite around here.
Posted on 4/2/18 at 1:50 pm to LCA131
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Enjoy ceasing to exist for all of eternity, heathen.
FIFY per the pope.
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