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re: The married and not having sex check in thread
Posted on 7/17/24 at 9:51 pm to jizzle6609
Posted on 7/17/24 at 9:51 pm to jizzle6609
Ghostbusters 2?!? What color is your semen man?
Posted on 7/17/24 at 9:52 pm to Oneforthemoney
These last four years about a lot of time to examine the state of my life. And one of the things that I immediately noticed every morning and I'm well aware of every time I go to bed as I am alone,
I know it's more than likely I'll die alone and if Sophie eats me I'm completely okay with that I'll be dead what do I care?
And I've had time to think and while the relationships in my life failed .And. my former spouses certainly did things to the extreme and, that I still tried I think I would've made a good husband ,but Im not, ,,I think I would've been a good father, but Im not . And of it all you have to take some accountability in your life not working out as you planned
At the end of the day we all have our faults and sometimes a marriage/realiontionship for the heathens works because your faults fall together. And sometimes she's just a crazy bitch and there might have been a time or 2 I was the a-hole.with nice hair.
I bet they miss it.
I know it's more than likely I'll die alone and if Sophie eats me I'm completely okay with that I'll be dead what do I care?
And I've had time to think and while the relationships in my life failed .And. my former spouses certainly did things to the extreme and, that I still tried I think I would've made a good husband ,but Im not, ,,I think I would've been a good father, but Im not . And of it all you have to take some accountability in your life not working out as you planned
At the end of the day we all have our faults and sometimes a marriage/realiontionship for the heathens works because your faults fall together. And sometimes she's just a crazy bitch and there might have been a time or 2 I was the a-hole.with nice hair.
I bet they miss it.
Posted on 7/17/24 at 9:58 pm to DMagic
You don’t remember the statue of liberty scene?
Posted on 7/17/24 at 9:59 pm to jizzle6609
Right the slime was purple and pink
Posted on 7/18/24 at 9:21 am to Aspercel
Need something to floss with.
Posted on 7/18/24 at 9:27 am to madamsquirrel
My wife wants to have sex everyday. Sometimes I’m tired and my wiener gets sore.
Posted on 7/18/24 at 12:42 pm to DarlingClementine
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Posted on 7/18/24 at 12:48 pm to madamsquirrel
Ok so now we are at 25 pages. Someone catch me up. Are we having sex? Yes or no?
Posted on 7/18/24 at 12:50 pm to OWLFAN86
Just hire a girl to frick you to death. Go out in style man!
Posted on 7/18/24 at 12:56 pm to Aspercel
Not be confused with the cat lady
Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:03 pm to Dire Wolf
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Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:06 pm to WaterLink
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This post was edited on 7/18/24 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:32 pm to Deep Purple Haze
Yep
This post was edited on 7/18/24 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:32 pm to amyheartslsu
quote:this is dumb
thats one reason im not sure if i want children. not being able to f any time we want…
Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:34 pm to GreenRockTiger
Don’t worry. He’ll be hard pressed to find anyone who wants to reproduce with him 

Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:35 pm to Aspercel
Why not type ‘frick’?
Stupid. Most women on here say frick. Others say a$$
Stupid. Most women on here say frick. Others say a$$
Posted on 7/18/24 at 1:38 pm to GreenRockTiger
He’s getting into character 

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