The 2nd most craziest person in the world

Them crazy LSU Tigers! Is that what this is about??? Don't know how to respond.

My ex-wife-in-residence is in the top five. Took the dogs to Petco. Border collie decides to lay on the floor near some cats that were up for adoption.

"People" were doing "that" to the dog (not sure how) so she'll never go to Petco again, and the dog is not allowed to go to Petco. The dog laid down due to some mysterious third party influence.

And, at a different store, she stared at a woman in the checkout line for two minutes because the woman was following us around. I didn't see her the entire time we were in the store.

And, the washer doesn't work (for her, it works fine for me) because the neighbor is doing some unspecified attack on the house (that also causes the border collie's ears to occasionally stick up).

I am going to get stabbed one night.