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re: Thank Missouri for Ending WWI, WWII, and the Cold War.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:37 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:37 pm to mizzoukills
Missouri
Stress the first syllable instead of the second and it's "Misery"
Stress the first syllable instead of the second and it's "Misery"
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:40 pm to mizzoukills
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah"
-Grandpa Simpson
Don't forget Rush Limbaugh
-Grandpa Simpson
Don't forget Rush Limbaugh
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:49 pm to upgrayedd
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It was also built completely in Joplin.
i hope this isn't some backhanded jab at the Joplin tornado destruction...
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:04 pm to mizzoukills
While this thread, like so many others you start, is a wanton display of your self-righteousness and need to annoy those around you, it's pretty interesting.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:06 pm to mizzoukills
Ronald Reagan is from Illinois
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:13 pm to mizzoukills
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Missouri boy President Truman brought a swift and total defeat to the Japanese by controversially ordering two separate atomic bombs to be dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Shortly after the horrific detonations, the Japanese surrendered aboard the battleship USS Missouri, ending WWII.
We picked up Harry Truman
Floating down from Independence
We said, "What about the war?"
He said, "Good riddance."
We said, "What about The Bomb?
Are you sorry that you did it?"
He said, "Pass me that bottle,
and mind your own business."
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:16 pm to LoveThatMoney
LoveThatMoney
This is true and accurate
I accept your compliment, kind sir!
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While this thread, like so many others you start, is a wanton display of your self-righteousness and need to annoy those around you
This is true and accurate
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it's pretty interesting.
I accept your compliment, kind sir!
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:29 pm to mizzoukills
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War Against Gays in NFL:
Hyperbole much? Good God.
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Michael Sam, Missouri star defensive player and arguably the best defensive lineman in the SEC
Uh. No. frick, no. Just in the SEC, he's at least behind Clowney (SC), Easley (Florida), Stinson (Alabama), and Smith (Arkansas). Hell, he's not even the highest rated DE on his own team. That honor goes to Kony Ealy. Sam is a tweener that is too immobile to play OLB and too short to play DE at the elite level in the NFL. And that was before he admitted to sucking dicks.
LINK
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:32 pm to mizzoukills
The Missouri Compromise worked out great for America. 
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:38 pm to tigerpimpbot
Y'all should thank Missouri for your freedoms, including the freedom to be assholes.

Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:45 pm to mizzoukills
No offense but Missouri is the blandest, most boring, culturally devoid state in the union. It's America's a-hole. It's thousands of miles from the nearest beach and there's zero topographical diversity. It's like Mississippi at a slightly higher latitude. Congrats on your town getting a Wal-Mart though.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:52 pm to ClientNumber9
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No offense but Missouri is the blandest, most boring, culturally devoid state in the union. It's America's a-hole. It's thousands of miles from the nearest beach and there's zero topographical diversity.
Super uneducated blanket statements are the best form of entertainment.
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Congrats on your town getting a Wal-Mart though.
Not only did Missouri (outside of Arkansas) experience the initial Wal-Mart growth in the early days, we now are home to half of the Walton family and their billions of dollars.
We rich.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 3:59 pm to mizzoukills
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Super uneducated blanket statements are the best form of entertainment.
Like saying the NFL has a war against gays?
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Not only did Missouri (outside of Arkansas) experience the initial Wal-Mart growth in the early days, we now are home to half of the Walton family and their billions of dollars. We rich.
Oh, I had no idea you were a member of the Walton family.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 4:01 pm to Kafka
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Here we see the result of Missouri education
Posted on 2/11/14 at 4:09 pm to ClientNumber9
ClientNumber9
Someone takes life too seriously.
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Like saying the NFL has a war against gays?
Someone takes life too seriously.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 4:38 pm to mizzoukills
And Jesse James and Quantrill's raiders did their best to prolong the Civil War.
And Harry Truman's gutting of our military post WWII proved to be a huge mistake and prolonged the Korean war.
And honestly Fulton, Missouri had no impact on the Cold War (Whiteman AFB did more).
And it was Roosevelt who developed the bomb and WWII strategy.
But I will say the WWI memorial in KC is pretty cool.
And I used to see Harry Truman out in his yard in my hometown and spent all night in line to walk by his casket. I probably would never have voted for him but I respect him more than our current crop of vapid politicians.
And Harry Truman's gutting of our military post WWII proved to be a huge mistake and prolonged the Korean war.
And honestly Fulton, Missouri had no impact on the Cold War (Whiteman AFB did more).
And it was Roosevelt who developed the bomb and WWII strategy.
But I will say the WWI memorial in KC is pretty cool.
And I used to see Harry Truman out in his yard in my hometown and spent all night in line to walk by his casket. I probably would never have voted for him but I respect him more than our current crop of vapid politicians.
Posted on 2/11/14 at 4:47 pm to Flair Chops
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mizzoukillself
:rimshot:
Posted on 2/11/14 at 5:00 pm to mizzoukills
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Your attempts to undermine my incredible thread have been noted
Goodness... gloat much?
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