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re: Tell Me About Chalmette

Posted on 3/6/17 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6611 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 8:56 pm to
Yes they do.

There is no "r" in their vocabulary.

It seriously sounds like new Jersey met a yat
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37717 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 8:59 pm to
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Invoked an unspoken rule against renting and selling to blacks

A previous president of SBP even tried to invoke the "blood relative' rule for renting after Katrina. He lost in the courts. There's some shady folks there.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 9:00 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:01 pm to
Nah. It's nothing like Marisa Tomet in My Cousin Vinny
Posted by Lilpickles
Member since Nov 2016
1701 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:03 pm to
Chalmations love the university of Alabama and will wash your feet if you talk down to them...again they love it. They love red and white Pom-poms on game day at the local daquari shops. Slap them in the face with it and scream roll tide........besties for life...enjoy..
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37717 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:04 pm to
These chicks have to be from Chalmette 5:25
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 9:05 pm
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
544 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:11 pm to
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GOOD Blue collar. Only place left to see old, white, NOLA, downriver, yat culture. Its dying out. Great food. Some people are really friendly and down-to-earth.

BAD Some people are your typical ignorant, arrogant middle-class, white d-bags. See "the Ugly" section. Rows and rows of hideous, 1980's, one-story, brick ranch, track housing. Rows and rows of hideous 1980's strip malls and metal pole barns parading as retail shops.

UGLY St. Bernard is the genetic remnants of old New Orleans. They made up the original population downriver of Canal/FQ in what is now the lower 9th ward. When the black folk started moving into the 9th they got da frick out. Established Chalmette. Invoked an unspoken rule against renting and selling to blacks to keep the riff-raff out and prevent a repeat of what happened in the lower 9th. They refused to continue to be pushed down river by crime and blight. They(then farmers) were intentionally flooded by the city and the State to save the French Quarter and the rich, blueblood, carpetbagging yankees in the Garden District. Documented dynamiting of the levees, for when your friends roll your eyes at you when you rant about conspiracy theories and our corrupt government. See, "Louisiana 1927" This post was edited on 3/6 at 8:48 pm


I have edited your post to remove the bullshite.
Posted by Champs
"Platinum Member"
Member since Feb 2008
12405 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:12 pm to
What's the first thing a chalmette girl does in the morning?

Goes home
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
544 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:13 pm to
That's a Irish channel rat yat accent.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 9:14 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
82954 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:18 pm to
The chalmette accent is horribly unsexy on a woman. It's not quite Marissa Tomei but there is similarity.
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
14666 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:23 pm to
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LSUTANGERINE


Frick you jabroni

That video is funny though
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 9:25 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
27942 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:25 pm to
The people are nice enough but Chalmette has the most corrupt police and judicial system I've ever encountered. They are absolutely predatory towards anyone without the right accent.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36772 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:26 pm to
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The a-hole of Southeast LA


Sounds like a chalmatian whooped that arse.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6611 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:27 pm to
Well.. I am biased.
Fell in love with one. And watching (listening) to her and her mom argue is hilarious...

It's "oh lawd" this, and "Saint benawd" that..

And everything is blown tremendously out of proportion.

But they are fricking loyal .
Posted by SATNIGHTS
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2008
2390 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:30 pm to
Haha same here.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36772 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:32 pm to
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But for real it wasn't a bad place growing up. Not quite the same anymore it seems.


Not even close and I find that sad. Used to be a good tight community.

Place is being overrun by thugs and drugs.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37717 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:34 pm to
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That video is funny though

I used to work as a teen in uptown NOLA. That uppity sounding white guy in the video used to frequent the business. His demeanor was always as a stiff as a board and he sounded just like that all the time
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
14666 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:36 pm to
I actually used that video a couple of months ago to introduce the gf to new Orleans accents...surprisingly helpful
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36772 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:37 pm to
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The bad: frick around down there and the locals will a) whip your arse,


They sure do love to fight. I found that out quickly. Luckily at that time I did too

Big dart league in da parish. A very quick way to get in with some good folks who are the good of that area.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7913 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:38 pm to
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St. Bernard Sheriffs Department stood on the bridges during Katrina and wouldnt let the often times sketchy folks from the 9th cross the canal into their sacred shite hole. .


A) There is no bridge separating St. Bernard from the 9th Ward. Jackson Barracks separates them.

B) St. Bernard got as much water as the 9th Ward - if not more. Why would they be trying to swim into St. Bernard?
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted by MightyYat
StB Garden District
Member since Jan 2009
25029 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 9:38 pm to
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St. Bernard Sheriffs Department stood on the bridges during Katrina and wouldnt let the often times sketchy folks from the 9th cross the canal into their sacred shite hole. Theres a history behind this. See "the Ugly" section.


There's a lot of bullshite in your post but this is the one you need to be called out on. There is no bridge from the 9th into Chalmette. No STB deputy blocked access into the parish after Katrina. In fact, the 3 times I was allowed in to my mom's house we had to go through State police checkpoints with Guardsmen. Stop with the bullshite stories already.
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