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re: Surgeons ready to start human trials for world’s first head transplant

Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:38 pm to
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I can’t make heads or tails of this


not a good time to lose one's head
Posted by MojoGuyPan
Intercession City, Florida
Member since Jun 2018
2797 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:38 pm to
Ted Williams finna come out of retirement and get paid.


Also big news in Orlando, Walt will soon be planning a coup to ouster Iger.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117670 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:39 pm to
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I can’t make heads or tails of this



If we look at the base of a brain which has just been removed from the skull, there's very little of the midbrain that we could actually see. Yet, as I demonstrated in my lecture last week, if the under aspects of the temporal lobes are gently pulled apart, the upper portion of the stem of the brain can be seen. This so-called brainstem consists of the midbrain, a rounded protrusion called the pons, and a stalk tapering downwards called the medulla oblongada, which passes out of the skull through the foramen magnum, and becomes of course the spinal cord. Are there any questions before we proceed?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65498 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:40 pm to
finally a solution to butterface?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38422 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:41 pm to
First patient.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:41 pm to
what knockers!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38422 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:46 pm to
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Yeah, I got a new tune in composition entitled "The Thrill." And it goes somethin' like this: "I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Never mind the man who contemplates doin' away with license plates. He stands alone, anyhow, bakin' the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat vent. Leavin' his soul!" Then like in poetry I go dot-dot-dot, you know, kinda off center, then I drop down and then I go: "Leavin' his soul! And partin' the waters of the medulla oblongata of - -brrrrrr! - -mankind!"
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117670 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:47 pm to
You made a yummy sound.
Posted by Tigerdog
Tampa, FL
Member since Dec 2004
714 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:48 pm to
I will wait until the 'quick connect' is invented.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
5807 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:52 pm to
So we could put transgender heads on the body they identify with? Like a man who identifies as a lesbian women could be put on the body of an Alabama fan?
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7583 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 3:53 pm to
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Two studies, published this week, show monkeys and dogs were able to walk again after their spinal cords were severed and successfully repaired.


So no more paralyzed people? That would be a major breakthrough in science.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:14 pm to
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It has the potential to completely halt the aging process if death occurs. Would provide more substantial info but I have a patient in the waiting room.

Know how I know you’re not a doctor? Doctors don’t care if they have a patient in the waiting room.

That’s how.
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:18 pm to
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Why not use the same technology to fix the paralyzed person's spine??


Because they want to see if people like Oweo can live forever with a new body
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:19 pm to
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Who in the frick is that?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:21 pm to
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Who in the frick is that?


Robbie Benson's granddaughter
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67755 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:21 pm to
If you covered her face and only saw the body, the entire OT would be lining up for that.

Such a weird face paired with a pretty good body.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21370 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:24 pm to
Germans

Posted by ATrillionaire
Houston
Member since Sep 2008
817 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:24 pm to
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You could theoretically do this every 20 years or so and live forever!



The brain shrinks as we age, and cognitive ability is lost.

I doubt living forever in a vegetative state is a goal worth striving for.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/29/19 at 4:25 pm to
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I doubt living forever in a vegetative state is a goal worth striving for.


I've got two sons that are trying valiantly to disprove your notion
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