Super serious question..

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your cookies

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You can't handle my cookies

Neither, I haven’t had chocolate or sweets in years just because I don’t care for them anymore. Although when I used to get as stoned as a middle eastern woman I would put half a sleeve of chocolate chip cookies into a glass then add milk and eat it like a fricking cookie cereal

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Sounds good actually

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It is, not with Oreos though

As a kid I would drop an Oreo in a glass of milk. It floats at first. I'd wait until it soaks up the milk and sinks to the bottom of the glass. Then I would use a spoon to fetch it up.

As an adult I take a small bite to allow the milk in faster then give it a good long dong dip.

Upon reflection, I like my method as a kid better. I will return to that. To a better time. To more joy. To not giving a frick what everyone else is doing.

I run and workout too, when I say diet it's a multifaceted attack on the fats.

Also thank you for giving my thread the respect it's due.

For me, half the enjoyment is the texture of an Oreo saturated with milk. Not so soft where it’s falling apart though. Minimal firmness, but not soggy. There is a small dunk time window for perfect execution. My teeth cut through it like butter and it’s very satisfying. I like to crack the outside before dunking to allow the milk to seep in faster. I’m typically a healthy eater but Oreos and milk are my go to in rare moments of weakness.

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How do you eat your cookies/Oreos?

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I don't. Oreos are way too sweet.

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How do you eat your cookies/Oreos?

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With a fork, like God intended!

Dipped with a fork