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re: Strangest/Funniest sex term you have heard?
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:19 am to Pavoloco83
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:19 am to Pavoloco83
quote:
WHO THE frick thinks these things up
Loco, out of all the sick disgusting shite (no pun intended) in this thread, I actually know a guy who participated in this activity.
He was the "customer" for what its worth.
It was the chicks idea.
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:20 am to USAF Hart
The Best one I've heard: Racooning
A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.
"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."
A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.
"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:21 am to USAF Hart
I use this fairly often - Cracking off some knuckle babies.
AKA - guy masturbating
Ex:
Wife: Honey, what are you doing in the shower?
Me: Cracking off some knuckle babies, why what's up?
AKA - guy masturbating
Ex:
Wife: Honey, what are you doing in the shower?
Me: Cracking off some knuckle babies, why what's up?
Posted on 3/17/14 at 11:46 am to USAF Hart
Australian kiss... Its like a French kiss... Just down under!
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:44 pm to Honest Tune
I'm at a sushi restaurant with some friends. One orders duck sausage. Asks his girlfriend if she's ever had any, and she says no.
He grabs her head, pulls it to his lap, and says "Well duck down there and get some!"
He grabs her head, pulls it to his lap, and says "Well duck down there and get some!"
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:49 pm to redbaron
hot lunch
the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fricking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shite and spunk.
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fricking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shite and spunk.
got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch
This post was edited on 3/17/14 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:51 pm to theantiquetiger
Mexican cartwheel
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:51 pm to brucevilanch
What's the deal with all the shite ingestion related sex acts?!?! 
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:52 pm to SG_Geaux
quote:
Alabama Hot Pocket
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:53 pm to Darth_Vader
I have no idea, but I always crack up at the term hot lunch.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:53 pm to brucevilanch
Floppy dolphin
When you fricking a girl from behind pull out a samurai sword and chop her head off. Continue fricking her as the muscles spanzing cause her to flop around
When you fricking a girl from behind pull out a samurai sword and chop her head off. Continue fricking her as the muscles spanzing cause her to flop around
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:53 pm to Radiojones
quote:
Mexican cartwheel
Never heard of it. But let me guess... it involves shite, right?
Posted on 3/17/14 at 1:57 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
What's the deal with all the shite ingestion related sex acts?!?!
Aren't you the one always talking about doing stuff to balloon knots?
Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:00 pm to forksup
quote:
Aren't you the one always talking about doing stuff to balloon knots?
Yeah but not while the damn thing is busy.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:03 pm to N2cars
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Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:32 pm to theantiquetiger
Mung
Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:37 pm to theantiquetiger
"Tongue shovel her stink ditch" is a gem I saw on here the other day and I can't stop laughing every time I think about it.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 2:55 pm to Neako27blitzz
quote:
"Tongue shovel her stink ditch" is a gem I saw on here the other day and I can't stop laughing every time I think about it.
You're welcome.
Posted on 3/17/14 at 3:18 pm to tiger rag 93
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This post was edited on 3/19/14 at 7:44 am
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